The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

A Time for Closure

Season 10 • 11/02/2005

It's not another closed-door session, it's make-up sex -- hot, congressional make-up sex.

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04:46

Headlines - Supreme Court II: The Re-Nominating
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In the wake of the Harriet Miers fiasco, President Bush nominates the ultra-experienced, ultra-conservative Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court.
11/01/2005
02:11

Will He Earn the Robe?
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Jon examines Judge Samuel Alito's credentials to find out if he's worthy of a spot on the Supreme Court.
11/01/2005
00:37

Daily/Colbert - The H of R
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Stephen explains why he prefers a congressman to a senator any day of the week.
11/01/2005
05:27

Barbara Boxer
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Senator Barbara Boxer explains her vote against the Iraq war, what happens in a closed Senate session and her reluctance to confirm Judge Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court.
11/01/2005
07:23

Mike Wallace
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Mike Wallace talks about his historic "60 Minutes" interview with the Ayatollah Khomeini.
11/02/2005
00:41

Daily/Colbert - 60 Minutes
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Stephen Colbert's uncle Joe wrote the ticking theme song to "60 Minutes."
11/02/2005
02:00

Headlines - Quiet Riot
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The Democrats don't have any convictions; the Republicans, on the other hand, will have plenty of convictions.
11/02/2005
00:05

Moment of Zen - Closed Session
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The first session of the 109th Congress is a closed session.
11/02/2005
04:58

Grand Heft Auto
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Rob Corddry would ride a bike if they built one bigger and faster, with a motor on it -- like a motorbycle.
11/02/2005
02:18

Headlines - Sorry We're Closed
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Last night on the U.S. Senate floor, there was a strange sighting of freshly grown donkey testicles.
11/02/2005
01:56

A Time for Closure
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The Democrats may not control the White House or either branch of Congress, but they believe they can technicality their way back into power.
11/02/2005
00:21

An Irish Toast
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The Daily Show wishes you and yours a large living space in explaining the origins of an old Irish toast.
11/03/2005
06:39

Robert Ray
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Robert Ray analyzes how far up in the Bush administration the Valerie Plame leak goes and how we'll all be dead by the time the trial is done.
11/03/2005
04:21

Healthscare
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Rob Corddry investigates the coming avian flu pandemic and how terrified we should be of the lethal, deadly, fatal disease.
11/03/2005
00:44

Daily/Colbert - Pull-Squint
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Stephen Colbert mourns the firing of Aaron Brown, one of the last myopics performing the pull-squint today.
11/03/2005
05:01

Mass. Hysteria
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Ed Helms travels to Massachusetts to see how far the state has fallen since they legalized gay marriage.
11/03/2005
00:08

Moment of Zen - Avian Flu
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A decontamination team practices quarantining chickens afflicted with bird flu.
11/03/2005
03:24

Flu Fighters
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President Bush warns against the avian flu which has already infiltrated The Daily Show set.
11/03/2005
00:21

Moment of Zen - Good Work
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Wolf Blitzer shows a moment of affection between Mike Wallace and his son.
11/07/2005
00:57

Daily/Colbert - Palpable Remoteness
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
11/07/2005
02:24

French Stressing
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If you are angry about being unemployed, burning cars doesn't seem like the best resume builder.
11/07/2005
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