The Colbert Report

Cold War Update - Olympic Edition

Season 6 • 02/24/2010

Captain Mike Eruzione hasn't paid for one beer since his 1980 winning goal against the Soviets.

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00:17

Sign Off - You Are Not Americans
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Whether you are Canadian, European or Asian, one thing unites you -- you're not American.
02/22/2010
05:47

Shaun White
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Shaun White theorizes why snowboarders don't burst into tears like figure skaters do when they're judged.
02/22/2010
06:39

Better Know a Riding - Vancouver's South - Ujjal Dosanjh
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Stephen doesn't see race, but he notices that Ujjal Dosanjh doesn't look Canadian.
02/22/2010
05:22

Bob Costas
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Bob Costas doesn't care who wins at the Olympics he just wants good, interesting stories.
02/23/2010
05:59

America's Olympic Wins - Lindsey Vonn
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Lindsey Vonn discusses her Austrian cheese remedy for an injured leg and the gender of her skis.
02/23/2010
00:33

Sign Off - Bob Costas Rides the Moose
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Bob Costas climbs up on Stephen's giant moose, Ebersol.
02/23/2010
06:56

Olympic International Houses
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Stephen plays fondue pong at the Swiss House, reads "Ulysses" at an Irish bar and competes against Russia in table hockey.
02/23/2010
07:32

Freud Rage - The Iceman Counseleth
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Stephen inspires the U.S. Speedskating Team to "skate brave" as their Assistant Sports Psychologist, in the first of a two-part series.
02/24/2010
00:08

Sign Off - As They Say in Canada
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That's it for The Report, everybody -- or as they say in Canada -- that's it for The Report, everybody.
02/24/2010
06:25

Ryan St. Onge & Jeret Peterson
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Ski aerialists Ryan St. Onge and Jeret Peterson can't leave until they admit they have an adrenaline addiction.
02/24/2010
06:19

Cold War Update - Olympic Edition
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Stephen talks free beer with Mike Eruzione and discusses Plushenko's figure skating loss with Scott Hamilton.
02/24/2010
09:15

Freud Rage - The Iceman Counseleth - Shani Davis
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Shani Davis thanks Stephen Colbert with two Olympic medals around his neck in the dramatic conclusion of a two-part series.
02/25/2010
01:24

Stephen Distracts Bob Costas
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Stephen just wants to tell Bob Costas he's doing a great job hosting the Olympic Games.
02/25/2010
05:35

Seth Wescott
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Seth Wescott reveals the gentleman's agreement among top snowboarders to wear baggy clothing.
02/25/2010
02:37

Off Notice - Canadian Iceholes
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Stephen makes a "Cheer Up, Canada" video montage and takes the Canadian Iceholes off notice.
02/25/2010
00:26

Intro - 2/25/10
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The Colbert Nation's journey with speedskating concludes, but Stephen's love affair with Lycra unitards has just begun.
02/25/2010
00:37

Sign Off - Thank You, Everyone
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Stephen thanks everyone who made his week of Vancouver coverage possible.
02/25/2010
00:03

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report, everybody.
03/01/2010
02:35

President Obama Mentions Stephen
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If President Obama keeps mentioning Stephen, he'll soon be upgraded to a Selleck mustache.
03/01/2010
01:07

Intro - Stephen Wins the Olympics
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Stephen needs a score of 74.52 in order to beat Bob Costas and win the Vancouver Olympics.
03/01/2010
06:09

Don Cheadle
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If Don Cheadle really cared about drawing attention to his causes, he'd do heroin for Darfur.
03/01/2010
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