The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Stuart Varney's Unconstitutional Ringtone

Season 16 • 04/12/2011

Andrew Napolitano likes hearing Stuart Varney say, "It's unconstitutional."

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02:04

Countdown to the Next Countdown - Jon Kyl's Planned Parenthood Statistics
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Jon Kyl claims that abortion services account for 90% of Planned Parenthood procedures, but it's not to be taken as fact.
04/11/2011
01:09

Intro - Foo Fighters Fan Kills Bunnies
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A Foo Fighters fan can't be here because she ripped three bunnies to shreds in front of kindergartners.
04/11/2011
05:28

Countdown to the Next Countdown - I Can't Believe It's Not Shuttered!
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Congress prevents a government shutdown with mundane, pragmatic agreement, and the media examines fiscal policy in multiple-choice form.
04/11/2011
03:02

Countdown to the Next Countdown - Jon Kyl Lies About Planned Parenthood
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The lie facts about Planned Parenthood's abortion statistics stack up very strongly in Jon Kyl's favor.
04/11/2011
03:54

Foo Fighters - Arlandria
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Dave Grohl talks about the destructive kids backstage, and Foo Fighters perform "Arlandria."
04/11/2011
05:01

Foo Fighters - Bridge Burning
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Foo Fighters perform "Bridge Burning" from "Wasting Light."
04/11/2011
07:40

Deval Patrick
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Deval Patrick explains the success of education and health care reform in Massachusetts.
04/12/2011
04:46

Indecision 2012 - Mitt Romney Competes with Crazy People
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Mitt Romney's Republican presidential candidacy announcement looks like an erectile dysfunction ad.
04/12/2011
04:13

Ryan's Private Savings - Republican Deficit Plan
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Paul Ryan's plan to reduce the deficit is everything the Republicans hated about Obamacare, plus a $750 billion cut to Medicaid.
04/12/2011
03:27

Ryan's Private Savings - Path to Prosperity
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Paul Ryan makes a video to explain his debt reduction plan, with a production value that makes the Democrats look bad.
04/12/2011
00:19

Moment of Zen - Stuart Varney's Unconstitutional Ringtone
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Andrew Napolitano wants Stuart Varney's "It's unconstitutional" quote made into a ringtone.
04/12/2011
00:20

Moment of Zen - Sarah Palin Dismisses Internet Rumors
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Sarah Palin wants to know why reporters spread rumors instead of getting to the facts.
04/13/2011
06:04

Tracy Morgan
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Tracy Morgan's super sperm wear glasses and play Atari and ColecoVision.
04/13/2011
02:32

This Little Piggy - Gender Identity Situation
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John Oliver reports on the deteriorating gender identity situation at P.S. 32, Jason Jones teaches his kid how to be a catcher, and Sam Bee needs to shave her balls.
04/13/2011
06:11

Toemageddon 2011 - This Little Piggy Went to Hell
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The media reports on a five-year-old boy with pink toenails like it's a story about incest or cannibalism.
04/13/2011
05:03

Tales of Principled Behavior - Obama Birth Certificate Mystery
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Donald Trump pays birth certificate researchers in Hawaii, Michele Bachmann takes Obama at his word, and Bill O'Reilly turns into a liberal.
04/13/2011
06:18

Ricky Gervais
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Ricky Gervais doesn't understand why his toned-down Golden Globes performance caused such a bad reaction.
04/14/2011
00:14

Moment of Zen - 3-D Porn
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Watching 3-D porn means getting it on all sides.
04/14/2011
05:04

Dennis Kucinich's Improbable Success
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John Oliver tries to understand how a liberal vegan ventriloquist has found success in a blue-collar district of Ohio.
04/14/2011
06:16

Slashdance - Democratic Deficit Reduction Plan
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President Obama keeps it real by announcing more spending reductions in the tax code.
04/14/2011
02:38

Slashdance - Obama Hurts Republicans
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Republicans take issue with Obama's tone, and Rip Van Biden prepares for his role in the budget talks.
04/14/2011
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