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Season 10 • 11/19/2013

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02:49

Philippines Relief From the Colbert Nation
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The Colbert Nation out-donates China for Philippines disaster relief, leading Stephen to make a series of demands.
11/18/2013
03:28

Obamacare Backlash - Conservative Victory Lap
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Charles Krauthammer celebrates the collapse of American liberalism, and Michele Bachmann looks like a genius, according to Michele Bachmann.
11/18/2013
05:38

Steve McQueen
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"12 Years a Slave" director Steve McQueen talks about his film's historical roots, the brutality of slavery, and his view of Solomon Northup as an American hero.
11/18/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen demonstrates his computer-free blogging skills.
11/18/2013
05:11

Alpha Dog of the Week - Chip Wilson
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Lululemon CEO Chip Wilson issues a teary-eyed non-apology after his comments on birth control pills, Japanese pronunciation and female body types cause criticism.
11/18/2013
04:16

America's Wealth Divide - Robert Reich
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Robert Reich offers his views on how a more equitable economy could benefit everyone, from the poor to the wealthiest one percent.
11/19/2013
02:39

Walmart's Employee Food Drive
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As the greedy underclass continues to demand a living wage, Walmart generously hosts a food drive for its own employees.
11/19/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Sweater Vest
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Stephen says goodnight in Rick Santorum fashion.
11/19/2013
08:39

Rick Santorum
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Rick Santorum shares his thoughts on the 2016 presidential election, the meaning of marriage and his movie, "The Christmas Candle."
11/19/2013
01:41

America's Wealth Divide
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As the gap between the rich and poor increases, some experts warn that income inequality could hurt America's economy.
11/19/2013
03:32

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11/19/2013
02:57

Trey Radel's Cocaine Arrest
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Florida Congressman and rising Tea Party star Trey Radel is arrested after buying cocaine from an undercover officer, but he's definitely not a hypocrite.
11/20/2013
05:04

Tip/Wag - Hopped-Up Pops, Starbucks & American Consumers
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A father's cocaine habit may have a positive effect on his sons, China accuses Starbucks of price gouging, and Stephen calls on Americans to step up their spending.
11/20/2013
00:29

Intro - 11/20/13
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A Florida congressman is arrested, controversy surrounds the Winter Games, and guest M.I.A. performs a song from her album "Matangi."
11/20/2013
04:18

M.I.A.
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Rapper M.I.A. talks about her Sri Lankan roots, blending politics with music, and the American songwriters who inspire her.
11/20/2013
04:17

Sport Report - Russia's Anti-Gay Winter Games
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In preparation for the Winter Olympics, Russia bans "gay propaganda" and finds a creative way to deprive protestors of a popular symbol.
11/20/2013
05:04

Mary Fallin and Same-Sex Benefits
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Sixteen states have legalized gay marriage, but Governor Mary Fallin fights to ensure that Oklahoma remains Okla-hetera.
11/21/2013
05:11

Guess Who's Coming to Thanksgiving Dinner?
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Stephen's DVD allows every family to experience the joy of having him as a guest of honor at Thanksgiving.
11/21/2013
00:29

Intro - 11/21/13
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The gay agenda has a new obstacle, Stephen gives helpful Thanksgiving advice, and J.J. Abrams directs "Star Wars."
11/21/2013
06:42

J.J. Abrams
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Director and author J.J. Abrams talks about his passionate fan base, directing "Star Trek," and the origin of his interactive novel, "S."
11/21/2013
00:09

Sign Off - "S"
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Stephen interacts with J.J. Abrams's book.
11/21/2013
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