The Colbert Report

Intro - 5/14/07

Season 3 • 05/14/2007

Tony Blair steps down -- who will President Bush appoint in his place?

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Intro - 5/10/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with Rolling Stone Magazine founder Jann Wenner, and Japanese magicians sue TV stations for revealing their secrets.
05/10/2007
01:09

Hometown Hero Town - Naperville, IL
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In Naperville, if you're too drunk to drive, you can get your car towed to your house.
05/10/2007
03:17

The Word - Illusion
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When someone reveals how things are done, we need to resist the impulse to understand the mystery.
05/10/2007
05:44

He's Singing in Korean
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In order to reign in Korean pop star Rain, Stephen shows his own influential Korean R&B music video.
05/10/2007
02:57

The In-Box - Doctor Colbert
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Dr. B. accuses Stephen of being irresponsible by posing as a medical professional.
05/10/2007
03:44

The Word - Supporting Role
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As the replacement for Tony Blair is considered, Stephen suggests someone with a good accent. Ian McKellen works because he makes things like the war sound smart.
05/14/2007
01:25

Stealing Lincoln's Body
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Stephen gives detailed instruction for how to properly steal Abraham Lincoln's body and adds a moldering stovepipe hat to the bookshelf.
05/14/2007
04:30

Tip/Wag - Mitt Romney
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Mitt Romney gets a wag of the finger for speaking out against polygamy while the Boston Pops get a tip of the hat for having audience members who rumble.
05/14/2007
07:06

William Langewiesche
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William Langewiesche explains to Stephen why America shouldn't spend too much time worrying about other nations getting the nuclear bomb.
05/14/2007
02:30

Ferrari List
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As Stephen was getting ready to buy a new Ferrari, he learned that there's a shortage and a waiting list. Luckily, he's next in line on a kidney list and willing to trade.
05/14/2007
00:28

Intro - 5/14/07
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Stephen ponders President Bush's replacement for Tony Blair, the cool guy in movies becomes hard to find and William Langewiesche talks nuclear weapons.
05/14/2007
01:50

Alpha Dog of the Week - Michael Wiley
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Triple amputee Michael Wiley tore down the wall of stereotype, showing that disabled people are not always nice, sweet and innocent, but mean and great at driving.
05/15/2007
06:17

Walter Isaacson
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Walter Isaacson speaks to Stephen about Albert Einstein's rebellious childhood and how he used the Nobel Prize to get his wife to divorce him.
05/15/2007
04:04

The Word - Heated Debate
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Barry Lucier shouldn't be forced to watch movies he doesn't agree with -- college is not a place to learn new ideas.
05/15/2007
02:04

Pasadena, India
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Stephen reports on the demise of the mainstream media with a story about two reporters in India who are covering local Pasadena news.
05/15/2007
02:29

Bonus Wag - Bush Graphic
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Stephen gives a bonus wag to CNN International for airing a "Bush Resigns" graphic when they meant Tony Blair. He then shows us exactly how much time Bush has left in office.
05/15/2007
00:34

Intro - 5/15/07
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A college student objects to watching "An Inconvenient Truth," Stephen sees things in Wolf Blitzer's beard and Walter Isaacson joins Stephen to talk Einstein.
05/15/2007
01:16

R.I.P. Ted Maiman
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Stephen pays tribute to Dr. Ted Maiman, the inventor of the first working laser. He honors him by letting him know that his ray of light was a true ray of light.
05/15/2007
01:50

McNulty Guilty
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Stephen is so excited to announce that Deputy Attorney General Paul J. McNulty has resigned, he draws a Fu Manchu on his face.
05/15/2007
00:12

Sign Off - Name of City Here
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Stephen says goodnight to name of city here.
05/16/2007
06:50

Howard Dean
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Stephen asks Howard Dean, hypothetically, which candidate would he support: Arack Bobama or Mallory Vinton?
05/16/2007
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