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Season 9 • 07/17/2013

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05:03

NPR on Multitasking
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According to NPR, multitaskers are terrible at all sorts of cognitive tasks -- but in their defense, they're terrible at them at the same time.
07/16/2013
06:13

David Karp
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Tumblr creator David Karp discusses dropping out of high school, selling his site to Yahoo and letting pornographic images slide.
07/16/2013
05:06

Tip/Wag - Non-Rioting Black People & Fox News
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Crowds gather to peacefully protest George Zimmerman's acquittal, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck joins Fox & Friends.
07/16/2013
00:36

Intro - 7/16/13
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Racial tensions escalate, Americans lose their attention span, and Tumblr founder David Karp talks about his social networking site.
07/16/2013
00:07

Sign Off - MacBox
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Stephen types feverishly on a pizza box.
07/16/2013
04:56

Jerry Seinfeld Pt. 2
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Jerry Seinfeld discusses his role models and controls Stephen with his yelling.
07/17/2013
01:48

Dysfunctional House Republicans & Immigration Reform
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The lamestream media says the House of Representatives can't get anything done, but the immigration reform bill is full of problems.
07/17/2013
04:41

Food Stamp Funding
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Republicans show they are willing to compromise on the farm bill by eliminating the part they refused to compromise on.
07/17/2013
03:13

Rolling Stone's Boston Bomber Cover
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Up until now, Rolling Stone's covers always featured role models like Roman Polanski, O.J. Simpson or Charles Manson.
07/17/2013
05:34

Jerry Seinfeld Pt. 1
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Comedian Jerry Seinfeld puts no effort into his web series, "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee."
07/17/2013
00:08

Sign Off - Paper Fan
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Stephen gets some air.
07/17/2013
05:49

Jeff Bridges
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Academy Award-winning actor Jeff Bridges theorizes about the afterlife and discusses his organization for children, the End Hunger Network.
07/18/2013
02:47

Edward Snowden's Asylum Option
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As NSA leaker Edward Snowden continues to hole up in Moscow's airport, Senator Lindsey Graham suggests that America boycott the 2014 Russian Olympics.
07/18/2013
05:43

Breaking News on College Sex
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The New York Times nails the shocking evidence of college sex in 2013, 2012, 2010, 2008, 1997, 1988, 1976, 1972, 1968, 1967, 1963 and 1940.
07/18/2013
04:04

Political Sex Scandals & New York City Elections - Eliot Spitzer
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NYC comptroller candidate Eliot Spitzer explains the role of comptroller, discusses the 2008 financial crisis and defends market regulation.
07/18/2013
02:27

Political Sex Scandals & New York City Elections
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Sometimes breasts get in the way when San Diego Mayor Bob Filner reaches into hearts and souls, and New Yorkers overlook Anthony Weiner's previous indiscretions.
07/18/2013
00:10

Sign Off - Linguini Worm
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Stephen signs off alongside his closest friend, a piece of spaghetti.
07/22/2013
02:17

Geraldo Rivera's Tribute to Helen Thomas
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Journalists remember White House reporter Helen Thomas with tributes, anecdotes, and in the case of Geraldo Rivera, a naked selfie on Twitter.
07/22/2013
07:24

Minimum Wage & McDonald's Spending Journal
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Bill O'Reilly blames poverty on personal choice, and McDonald's creates a sample employee budget that excludes heat and health care.
07/22/2013
05:20

Kjerstin Gruys
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Kjerstin Gruys shares her book, "Mirror, Mirror Off the Wall: How I Learned to Love My Body by Not Looking at It for a Year."
07/22/2013
01:46

Britain's Royal Baby
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The world is in the grip of postpartum jubilation over Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby.
07/22/2013
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