The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

The Needles and the Damage Done

Season 7 • 01/23/2003

Orchid molesters and cactus poachers face stiffer penalties.

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01:09

Jon Magazine
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"Jon", the lifestyle magazine that has everything a Daily Show fan could ever want to know, is now available for subscription.
01/22/2003
00:16

Moment of Zen - Rerun of a Bad Movie
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President George W. Bush tries to make the case for going to war with Iraq by using a poor analogy.
01/22/2003
02:47

Those Inferior Animals - Bird Bath & Beyond
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Penguins and panda bears at the San Francisco Zoo get acclimated to new environments and the prospect of sex.
01/22/2003
04:08

The Jobbing of America - Politician
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Stephen Colbert goes through the process of becoming a politician and visits a strategist, a fundraiser and an ad maker to hone his message and his future career.
01/22/2003
03:29

Unendangered Species
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Ed Helms investigates the profound impact the nutria has had on the Louisiana ecosystem.
01/23/2003
05:50

Jimmy Kimmel
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It's an LA style showdown between Jimmy Kimmel and Jay Leno to see who will get the next Ricardo Montalban visit.
01/23/2003
00:16

Moment of Zen - The Same But Different
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President George W. Bush speaks about the lessons of the past.
01/23/2003
05:26

Headlines - American Idle
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As we approach war with Iraq, President George W. Bush takes to the heartland to talk up the unavailable American Dream.
01/23/2003
03:17

Back in Black - Riot Redemption
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If Americans don't riot after the Super Bowl, Lewis Black is going to have to whip out his kite.
01/23/2003
01:06

The Jewel of the Desert
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While reporting on cactus smuggling, Rob Corddry is bitten by a scorpion and awaits his death.
01/23/2003
01:19

The Needles and the Damage Done
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A black market has developed in the Southwest due to the scarcity of water and the increasing need for cacti in farming and gardening.
01/23/2003
03:28

Headlines - Pretentious Use of an Archaic Number System Pt. 1
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Jon recaps Super Bowl XXXVII, a game filled with testosterone, patriotism and Celine Dion.
01/27/2003
03:09

Super Bowl Coverage Halftime Iraq Report
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Stephen Colbert, Rob Corddry and Mo Rocca handicap the second half of the weapons inspection progress in Iraq
01/27/2003
00:55

Headlines - Pretentious Use of an Archaic Number System Pt. II
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Mobs in Oakland throw rocks and bottles at passing vehicles following the Raiders' Super Bowl loss.
01/27/2003
01:00

Headlines - ABC Halftime Show
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The Super Bowl halftime show features Shania Twain, No Doubt and Sting.
01/27/2003
04:04

Ad Nauseam - Super Sunday
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Ed Helms reviews the best ads from Super Bowl XXXVII.
01/27/2003
06:17

Rosie Perez
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Rosie Perez talks about getting naked on stage in her new play, "Frankie and Johnny."
01/27/2003
00:20

Moment of Zen - Bison Rush
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A couple in a Levi's commercial remains unscathed after facing down a herd of charging bison.
01/27/2003
01:42

Two Front Media War
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Stephen Colbert solves the media's problem of covering a war on two fronts by combining Iraq and North Korea into Iraqorea, the evilest place on Earth.
01/28/2003
01:00

Intro - State of the Union
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Jon Stewart is shocked by President Bush's State of the Union address that just ended.
01/28/2003
05:00

Sam Rockwell
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Sam Rockwell admits to "blowing up" onto the Hollywood scene and discusses his roots of drinking on top of mountains in San Francisco.
01/28/2003
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