Crank Yankers

Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons

Season 2 E 10 • 05/06/2003

Spoonie Luv makes a lucrative (albeit illegal) offer to a driving school.

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01:03

Katie Calls a Pet Store
Crank YankersS2 E7

After her brother's snake eats her hamster, Katie dials a pet store to tearfully complain.
04/15/2003
02:26

Spoonie Needs Help
Crank YankersS2 E7

Spoonie Luv calls a grocery store after a night of passion with his wife and a bottle of barbeque sauce.
04/15/2003
03:42

Terrence Books a Massage
Crank YankersS2 E8

As the personal assistant to Mr. T, Terrence lays out the conditions "T" requires when receiving a massage.
04/22/2003
03:08

Chip Is Still Building a House
Crank YankersS2 E8

A hardware store employee tries to give Chip advice on how to put Christmas lights inside his bathtub.
04/22/2003
02:24

Bobby Calls a Country Store
Crank YankersS2 E8

A grape soda Bobby bought from a local store is causing him to burp uncontrollably.
04/22/2003
03:13

Elmer Wants to Book a Cruise
Crank YankersS2 E9

While calling to book a trip, Elmer describes the adventurous parties of his youth and reveals why he wants to take a gay cruise.
04/29/2003
03:02

Ken Makes a Friend in Alaska
Crank YankersS2 E9

Ken is in need of a friend from the North to join the Compass Society of America.
04/29/2003
02:46

Power Jamming with Boomer and The Nudge
Crank YankersS2 E9

Radio personalities Boomer and The Nudge encourage two male coworkers to get very intimate in order to win a prize.
04/29/2003
00:52

Kevin and Katie Call a Bowling Alley
Crank YankersS2 E10

Kevin and Katie are determined to find out if a bowling lane employee carries eight-pound balls.
05/06/2003
03:03

Hadassah Calls a Landfill
Crank YankersS2 E10

After losing something important in the trash, Hadassah calls a landfill and insists that the employees dig to retrieve her item.
05/06/2003
02:58

Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons
Crank YankersS2 E10

Spoonie Luv asks a driving school instructor to help him run drug-related errands.
05/06/2003
01:49

Take Ed Out to the Ballgame
Crank YankersS2 E11

The media relations department listens to Special Ed's performance of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."
09/16/2003
03:22

On the Job with Chip Douglas
Crank YankersS2 E11

Posing as a Taco Ball executive, Chip administers a pronunciation test to an employee at one of the restaurant's locations.
09/16/2003
02:23

Bobby Wants a New Best Friend
Crank YankersS2 E12

Bobby explains to a no-kill animal shelter that he needs to adopt a cute dog to get out of his dating slump.
09/23/2003
03:14

Wedding Bells for Niles
Crank YankersS2 E12

After becoming engaged to his elderly aunt, Niles calls a wedding planner to arrange the perfect wedding.
09/23/2003
01:50

Gladys's Conjugal Visit
Crank YankersS2 E12

Despite the fact that she doesn't know anyone in prison, Gladys is eager to arrange a conjugal visit.
09/23/2003
02:47

Elmer Can't Get Out of Bed
Crank YankersS2 E14

Elmer can't figure which button to push to escape from his new adjustable bed.
10/07/2003
02:19

Arthur Johnson Wants to Settle a Score
Crank YankersS2 E14

Arthur Johnson wants to buy a singing telegram in order to embarrass an old friend.
10/07/2003
03:17

Bobby Needs a Loan
Crank YankersS2 E14

In order to pay back his bookie, Bobby Fletcher needs to get his hands on some cash as quickly as possible.
10/07/2003
02:35

Birchum Lays a Relative to Rest
Crank YankersS2 E15

Birchum calls a sea burial company to inquire about the possibility of fishing as part of the grieving process.
10/14/2003
03:00

Terrence Calls a Casting Agent
Crank YankersS2 E15

Terrence hatches a plan to have an attractive actress stalk his client George Wendt in order to bring him back into the spotlight.
10/14/2003
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