The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Rise Of The Machine

Season 9 • 11/16/2004

Amend our Constitution -- because it's been awhile.

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03:03

Powell Movement
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The line to exit the Bush Administration just got a lot longer.
11/15/2004
01:06

The Power of Words
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Dr. Phil chooses to look on the bright side in the face of the Democrats devastating loss in the 2004 elections
11/15/2004
07:21

Kay Bailey Hutchison
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Jon and Senator Hutchison compare the turnover in the Senate to the turnover on the cast of E.R.
11/15/2004
00:22

Moment of Zen - Tens of Thousands of Teaspoons
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At the United Nations, Colin Powell delivers a chilling message about how much anthrax Saddam Hussein has.
11/15/2004
02:31

Coalition of Regret
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Ed Helms suggests that the Democratic Party would be much more successful as a third party.
11/15/2004
04:33

Tom Brokaw Pt. 1
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Tom Brokaw wants to spend more time thinking about fewer things and to start a magazine in South Jersey.
11/16/2004
04:38

Mad Magazines
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Rob Corddry looks at three magazines battling to cover such great South Jersey stories as Cherry Hill's dwindling possum population.
11/16/2004
03:41

Headlines - Twist Of State
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President Bush chooses Condoleezza Rice as the new Secretary of State because she can finish his sentences.
11/16/2004
03:33

Tom Brokaw Pt. 2
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Tom Brokaw compliments Jon on his Crossfire appearance and discusses journalists' glass jaws.
11/16/2004
00:22

Moment of Zen - Condoleezza's Brief
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Condoleezza Rice recalls the title of a brief in front of the 9/11 Commission.
11/16/2004
03:22

Rise Of The Machine
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No person but a natural born citizen can become President -- stupid Constitution.
11/16/2004
00:09

Moment of Zen - Trespassing Prayer
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Prayer in Washington D.C.
11/17/2004
02:40

CIA Shakeup
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The Bush Administration is only interested in information that has been vetted to support the decisions that they've already made.
11/17/2004
08:26

Thomas Frank
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Author Thomas Frank discusses his new book "What's the Matter with Kansas?" about people who vote Republican without any material reason to do so.
11/17/2004
00:34

Join Us Tomorrow
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Jon previews tomorrow's show featuring Woody Harrelson and Ed Helm's piece on marijuana reform.
11/17/2004
03:50

Bob Jones University
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The story of "Saving Private Ryan" is too important to let a few swear words get in the f**king way!
11/17/2004
01:47

Naked Back
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Jon apologizes for the "Monday Night Football" opening featuring the naked back of one of the "Desperate Housewives."
11/17/2004
02:42

Spy v Spy
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Porter Goss is confirmed by the Senate as the new chief of the CIA, and rewards them by pledging his allegiance to the Bush Administration.
11/17/2004
01:56

The DeLay Show
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House Republicans voted to repeal a ten-year-old house rule in order to keep DeLay in office.
11/18/2004
05:41

Woody Harrelson
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Jon is completely unprepared for his interview with Woody Harrelson.
11/18/2004
04:17

Tokin' Effort
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A petition for legalizing marijuana was actually an attempt to get people to register to vote Republican.
11/18/2004
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