The Colbert Report

Colbert Platinum - Supermodel Statue

Season 4 • 09/15/2008

There are so many advantages to dating a golden statue of a supermodel instead of a real one.

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05:39

David Paterson
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Stephen asks David Paterson how he can be nice and successful in politics.
09/05/2008
00:18

Green Screen Challenge - Go Nuts
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Stephen's off next week, so go nuts on the footage from John McCain's acceptance speech.
09/05/2008
00:32

Intro - 9/5/08
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John McCain accepts the nomination -- looks like he called the Republicans' bluff.
09/05/2008
05:14

Green Screen Challenge - John McCain's Acceptance Speech
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John McCain accepts the presidential nomination in front of a green screen so we, the heroes, can make him seem more young and vital by comparison.
09/05/2008
02:26

Stephen Missed the Convention
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Stephen may have missed the last night of the Republican National Convention, but it's not too late for a balloon drop.
09/05/2008
00:35

Intro - 9/15/08
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The press is treating John McCain unfairly. They're showing pictures of him without Sarah Palin.
09/15/2008
05:09

Peter J. Gomes
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Peter J. Gomes believes Christian churches today are not engines of change, but engines of conservatism.
09/15/2008
06:21

The Word - How Dare You?
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John McCain and Sarah Palin are not only saying they won't give answers, they're saying you can't ask questions.
09/15/2008
03:01

Colbert Shopping Network
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Stephen's unautographed photo of Rick Springfield downloaded from the Internet can be yours for the low price of $350,000.
09/15/2008
00:12

Another Episode
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Stephen got a call from the network, and he's been picked up for another episode.
09/15/2008
04:25

Colbert Platinum - Supermodel Statue
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A supermodel statue is more emotionally expressive and it only eats slightly more than a real supermodel.
09/15/2008
00:20

Thirty Minutes
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Stephen has got to work on making the show shorter.
09/16/2008
00:32

Intro - 9/16/08
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A sex scandal rocks the Department of the Interior, but from what Stephen understands, they were rocking each other's interiors.
09/16/2008
04:36

Tyson Slocum
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Consumer advocate Tyson Slocum says the oil companies are standing in the way of America getting off its addiction to oil.
09/16/2008
03:00

Financial Advice From Gorlock
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Stephen gets sound advice from his financial advisor Gorlock.
09/16/2008
07:06

ThreatDown - Icebergs!
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Thanks to global warming, we've almost defeated the iceberg menace.
09/16/2008
03:46

Rick Reilly
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Rick Reilly's charity, Nothing but Nets, keeps kids from dying of malaria in Africa.
09/16/2008
03:29

McCain Attacks Obama
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John McCain has not accepted Stephen's invitation to appear on the show, so he has no choice but to spread horrible lies about him.
09/17/2008
06:18

Bob Lutz
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Bob Lutz explains how GM's new electric car works.
09/17/2008
04:00

Country First
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Just imagine if our nation's greatest heroes had put bladder before country.
09/17/2008
03:05

The Word - Powerless
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George W. Bush hasn't failed to catch Osama bin Laden because of errors in judgment, it's because he doesn't have superpowers.
09/17/2008
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