The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/19/09

Season 5 • 01/19/2009

Stephen celebrates Martin Luther King by refusing to ride the bus.

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00:14

Spay and Neuter Your Pets
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Spay or neuter your pets because Stephen's are out there humping their brains out.
01/15/2009
04:32

Shepard Fairey
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Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.
01/15/2009
04:13

Bush's Romance With the Media - David Gregory
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David Gregory believes the press will hold Obama's feet to the fire in the same way all presidents ought to be challenged.
01/15/2009
00:34

Intro - 1/15/09
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A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it.
01/15/2009
06:25

Bush and the Press
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There was always something about reporters that rubbed President Bush the wrong way.
01/15/2009
04:08

Tip/Wag - Monkey on the Lam
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Stephen wags his finger at Clearwater police for not actively searching for a monkey on the lam.
01/15/2009
05:29

Frank Rich
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Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.
01/19/2009
03:21

MLK Day Mascot
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In honor of the man who boldly said, "I have a dream," Stephen proudly introduces the Martin Luther King Day mascot, Dreamy.
01/19/2009
04:29

The Word - Sacrifice
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Somehow President Bush manages to make something that was once evil into a virtue.
01/19/2009
02:02

Boiling Frog Metaphor
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To honor President Bush's last day, Stephen places his slowly simmered frog on the bookshelf.
01/19/2009
00:31

Intro - 1/19/09
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Stephen celebrates Martin Luther King the way he does every day, by refusing to ride the bus.
01/19/2009
06:01

Stephen's Inauguration Breakdown
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After watching Barack Obama's inauguration, Stephen wants to be black for just one day.
01/20/2009
04:34

Jabari Asim
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Jabari Asim thinks Barack Obama is an opportunity for us to redefine ourselves as a country.
01/20/2009
01:27

Stephen Realizes He's Black
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Stephen's reaction to Obama's inauguration must logically mean he is a black man.
01/20/2009
04:43

Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be Like Lincoln
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Lincoln's oratory made him president, but his beard made him a legend.
01/20/2009
02:49

P.K. Winsome - Inauguration Merchandise
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P.K. Winsome has limited edition "Yes, I Thought I'd Live to See This Day" t-shirts for this historic inauguration.
01/20/2009
04:02

Stephen's Remix Challenge
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Stephen does not -- not -- want you to take his interview with Lawrence Lessig and remix it with a pumping k-hole groove.
01/21/2009
02:47

President Yo-Yo Ma
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Barack Obama's bungled oath of office could have a huge impact on who Fox News thinks is president.
01/21/2009
00:32

Intro - 1/21/09
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It's Obama's first day and the economy's still in the toilet -- some change.
01/21/2009
06:19

Election 2012 - Chuck Todd
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Chuck Todd predicts who will take the Republican nomination in 2012.
01/21/2009
00:03

Good Night
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Stephen says good night.
01/21/2009
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