The Colbert Report

A Tip From Stephen Colbert's Gardening Almanac

Season 2 • 06/12/2006

Stephen gives gardening advice to his audience.

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05:25

Steve Johnson
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Author Steve Johnson talks about how kids today are recreating history in video games instead of stealing their dads' beer.
06/08/2006
01:18

Honorary Doctor
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Stephen received an honorary doctorate from Knox College after performing a commencement speech there.
06/08/2006
03:48

The Word - Goooooaaaaaal!
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Stephen explains why it would be in America's best interest to ignore the World Cup.
06/08/2006
02:42

Good News About Terror
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Stephen announces that women over 40 are now more likely to get married than get killed in a terrorist attack.
06/08/2006
02:48

On Notice - Mort Zuckerman
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Following a poorly researched fax transmission, Stephen Colbert puts U.S. News & World Report editor Mort Zuckerman On Notice.
06/12/2006
00:31

Intro - 6/12/06
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Tonight's episode features images of Tom DeLay, the Tony Awards and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
06/12/2006
03:44

The Word - Tom DeLay's Farewell Address
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Rather than take away from his eloquent speech, Stephen gives you Tom DeLay's speech as The Word.
06/12/2006
04:24

Tip/Wag - College Students
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Stephen tips his hat to and wags his finger at the people, animals and weather patterns involved in current events, from college students to rain.
06/12/2006
00:59

Tony Awards
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The Tony Awards provide an easy way for Stephen to examine the homosexual threat.
06/12/2006
06:11

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. supports his article in Rolling Stone Magazine claiming President Bush stole the 2004 presidential election.
06/12/2006
00:10

A Tip From Stephen Colbert's Gardening Almanac
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Stephen offers a tip from his very own gardening almanac.
06/12/2006
03:48

The Word - Great F***ing Idea
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Stephen loves the idea of raising fines for broadcast indecency so much that he wants to be the first one to pay.
06/13/2006
03:10

Stephen Jr. Update
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With video footage provided by the San Francisco Zoo, Stephen watches his young eagle son grow up.
06/13/2006
03:44

NSA Wiretapping
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Stephen invites anyone to call him for just 50 cents a minute to show they're in good, patriotic company.
06/13/2006
07:14

Tim Flannery
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Author and climatologist Tim Flannery attempts to convince Stephen that humans are causing a global climate change.
06/13/2006
01:03

Feline Bravery
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Stephen salutes a New Jersey tabby cat that chased a bear up a tree.
06/13/2006
00:36

Intro - 6/13/06
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Tonight, Stephen reports on the FCC crackdown and interviews climatologist Tim Flannery.
06/13/2006
06:33

Better Know a District - Georgia's 8th - Lynn Westmoreland
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Representative Westmoreland wants the Ten Commandments displayed in the houses of Congress; Stephen wants Representative Westmoreland to name them.
06/14/2006
02:46

The Word - License Renewal
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The President and his war cabinet are getting down to the tough business of planning the war they started four years ago, and Stephen's removing his tie in a show of support.
06/14/2006
00:09

Sign Off - Disappearing Act
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Stephen's due on "Late Show with David Letterman" any second, and has to get there in a snap.
06/14/2006
00:35

Intro - 6/14/06
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Congress shoots first and asks questions four years later, Stephen puts Georgia's 8th on the Big Board, and David Sirota explains how corporations own the government.
06/14/2006
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