The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Homeland Security

Season 10 • 07/14/2005

$50 million in Amtrak terms equals 45 cream cheese and raisin sandwiches and a bottle of Diet Coke.

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09:37

Bernard Goldberg Pt. 1
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Bernard Goldberg and Jon debate on who's ruining the American culture.
07/13/2005
03:23

Headlines - Storm Fronting
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All the networks' top talent covers Hurricane Dennis; for those journalists not fortunate enough to be on the scene, there's always the wind tunnel.
07/13/2005
02:34

Hurricane Coverage
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Stephen Colbert warns that this year's coverage of the hurricane season has started earlier than ever, and it has been brutal.
07/13/2005
01:16

Intro - Set Change
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The Daily Show is doing what they can with the set, but the truth is they don't know what they're doing.
07/14/2005
01:18

Shred China
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Oh my god, he made it! He did it! What a triumphant moment for -- oh, that's got to hurt.
07/14/2005
07:06

Michael Isikoff
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Michael Isikoff would hate to think that a journalist could be thrown in jail for some rinky-dink case, so the Valerie Plame leak had better be an issue of national security.
07/14/2005
01:21

Sausage Fest
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Every Fourth of July, gluttony gets to shine at the Coney Island hot dog eating contest, sponsored by Nathan's Famous and heart disease.
07/14/2005
00:18

Moment of Zen - Fish Attack
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A deep sea fisherman gets hit with his marlin catch.
07/14/2005
04:46

Harry Potter Terror: Could It Happen Here?
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Rob Corddry goes under cover as J.K. Rowling and attempts to autograph a few books.
07/14/2005
01:57

Headlines - Welcome Back, Potter
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Canada's 8th District Court, aka "the least busy court in the world," issues a court order forbidding people from revealing anything about the new Harry Potter book.
07/14/2005
02:08

Headlines - Homeland Security
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Congress slashes $50 million from the mass transit national security budget and votes to distribute Homeland Security money equally among the states.
07/14/2005
03:08

Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein Pt. 2
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Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein discuss their new book, "The Secret Man: The Story of Watergate's Deep Throat."
07/18/2005
02:50

The Plame Game
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Samantha Bee stages a re-enactment of the Valerie Plame drama in spectacular detail, dancers and singers included.
07/18/2005
07:01

Headlines - Karl Rove
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Sunday morning political talk shows debate the guilt of Karl Rove and Scooter Libby in the Valerie Plame CIA leak case.
07/18/2005
06:47

Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein Pt. 1
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Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein present their ideas about the current political climate and discuss their new book, "The Secret Man: The Story of Watergate's Deep Throat."
07/18/2005
00:14

Moment of Zen - Karl Rove
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Barbara Walters interviews Karl Rove and asks him about his reputation.
07/18/2005
00:16

Moment of Zen - Bill Frist
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Bill Frist lambastes his Democrat adversaries for choosing partisan politics over protecting American lives.
07/19/2005
03:02

Rove On The Ropes?
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Congressman Peter King insists that Karl Rove deserves a medal instead of being shot.
07/19/2005
01:37

Two Jons
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The Jon we are watching does not know whom President Bush has named as his Supreme Court nominee, but he assures us that the Jon at home does.
07/19/2005
03:32

Black - Back In Black - Pet Causes
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Lewis Black takes a look at the pet causes public figures take up when they're bored, like video games and hawking fitness magazines.
07/19/2005
04:36

Helms - Thinking Outside the Box
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Ed Helms visits and stars in an infomercial with fitness expert and MILF Vicki Mackarvich who uses vaginal cream as a fountain of youth.
07/19/2005
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