The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Public Enemy #2

Season 7 • 01/13/2003

The only thing between us and a nuclear war is the governor of New Mexico.

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03:47

Flubber-ghasted
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Inspired by the movie Mary Poppins, an impressionable 35 year old man tries chimney jumping a la Dick Van Dyke.
01/09/2003
02:27

Back in Black - Welcome to 2003
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It's 2003 and let Lewis Black be the first to say "you're now on year closer to death."
01/09/2003
00:49

Killed a Hobo
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Jon confesses that he's broken a New Year's resolution by killing a hobo Just kidding.
01/09/2003
04:59

Philip Seymour Hoffman
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Stories come into Philip Seymour Hoffman's head, but he won't tell them they're private.
01/09/2003
01:28

War on Error
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The FBI said 5 sneaky terrorist guys were planning an attack, well that's not happening anymore.
01/09/2003
02:54

Ad Nauseam - PETA
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Ed Helms shows a PETA ad where a rogue turkey threatens to brutally torture and kill a supermarket full of shoppers.
01/13/2003
00:15

Moment of Zen - PETA Ad
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A talking turkey holds shoppers hostage in a PETA ad.
01/13/2003
05:53

Kathy Bates
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Kathy Bates and Jon talk about Jack Nicholson's naked behind.
01/13/2003
04:14

Showdown: Iraq? - Zero Tolerance
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Ari Fleischer explains that Saddam Hussein will have to figure out exactly what zero tolerance means.
01/13/2003
02:29

Axis of Evil
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Rob Corddry doesn't feel like Iran is acting evil enough.
01/13/2003
02:13

Public Enemy #2
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New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson and two North Korean envoys meet for several hours at a Santa Fe restaurant.
01/13/2003
00:42

Hazardous Waist
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A Canadian doctor discovers that low-rise, hip hugger jeans can squash a nerve which runs under both sides of the hip bone.
01/14/2003
00:31

Preview - 1/15/03
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Jon previews tomorrow's show, including Rob Corddry's report on a problem plaguing Florida.
01/14/2003
03:16

Least Electable Ticket
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Stephen Colbert predicts that if Sharpton and Lieberman run together, they have a very good chance of becoming the least electable ticket in American history.
01/14/2003
06:27

Michael Moore
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Michael Moore discusses the Iraq War and questions the Saudi Arabian involvement in 9/11.
01/14/2003
01:31

You, Your Health & You - Alcohol
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Excessive use of alcohol can lead to irreversible damage of the liver, esophagus, stomach, intestines and pancreas. But did you also know it's good for you?
01/14/2003
00:08

Moment of Zen - Joseph Lieberman
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Joseph Lieberman intends to become the next president.
01/14/2003
00:47

Intro - Joe Millionaire
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Jon talks about the upcoming show and an exciting episode of "Joe Millionaire."
01/14/2003
02:19

Headlines - Britainy Fears
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The panic rooms protect the Royal Family from poison gas, bombs and the occasional rampage by one of the royal genetic oopsies that's chained in the dungeon.
01/14/2003
02:57

Minority Report
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The rabbi is more of an orthodox Jewish senator named Joseph Lieberman and the priest is really a reverend called Al Sharpton.
01/14/2003
03:14

Court is in Session
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Lewis Black helps to rid the legal system of frivolous lawsuits by ruling on some outrageous cases.
01/15/2003
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