The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Survivalist Investment Tips

Season 13 • 10/13/2008

Wyatt Cenac advises us to invest in food, weapons and fire.

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00:26

Intro - Talking to Jon
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Jon can only assume Robert De Niro will be talking to him.
10/09/2008
00:13

Moment of Zen - Jim Cramer's Worries
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Jim Cramer regrettably tells Ann Curry the stock market is too much of a risk.
10/09/2008
05:21

Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - Financial Crisis Cartoons
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The news networks explain the financial crisis to children.
10/09/2008
05:45

Oliver's Travels - Iraq
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John Oliver asks Iraq's ambassador to the UN, Hamid al-Bayati, to rate America's invasion on a scale of one to five.
10/09/2008
06:24

Robert De Niro
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Robert De Niro says the worst thing you can do is assume your movie is going to be a success.
10/09/2008
00:31

Intro - The First Great Depression
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Amity Shlaes has written a book on the Great Depression, or as it is soon to be known, the First Great Depression.
10/13/2008
05:09

VP's Troopers & Practical Jokes
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Sarah Palin would love nothing more than to superficially answer all of our shouted questions, but she doesn't have time.
10/13/2008
00:12

Moment of Zen - Palin's Abuse of Power
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Sarah Palin abuses the power of her office.
10/13/2008
07:07

Amity Shlaes
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Amity Shlaes believes we should focus on reform instead of blaming those responsible for the economic crisis.
10/13/2008
04:37

Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - The Decabox
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The enormity of this economic collapse is so huge that eight CNBC pundits aren't enough.
10/13/2008
02:59

Survivalist Investment Tips
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Wyatt Cenac says the best investments are in food, weapons and fire.
10/13/2008
03:17

An Arab Family Man
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Aasif Mandvi is sure that being an Arab and a decent family man are not mutually exclusive.
10/14/2008
05:20

McCain's Brand New Stump Speech
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John McCain unveils his fiery new stump speech, but we've heard it before.
10/14/2008
07:41

Ari Fleischer
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Ari Fleischer is glad he's retired from politics because this has been a very bad year for Republicans.
10/14/2008
00:11

Moment of Zen - Drinking Sand
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Americans are thirsty for answers on the economic crisis, but they're drinking sand.
10/14/2008
03:43

10,000 McCainiacs
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John McCain has created a monster that's turned on him.
10/14/2008
00:22

Intro - Master of Lies
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Ari Fleischer was President Bush's first press secretary back when they were still trying to cover up the lies.
10/14/2008
07:07

Indecision 2008 - Pander Auction
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Get your auction paddles ready -- it's time to bid on each candidate's impossible economic plan.
10/15/2008
05:34

Richard Lewis
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Richard Lewis talks about his penis fatigue and this nightmare election.
10/15/2008
02:04

Canuck the Vote
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Our weird, attic-living older brother surprises everyone by holding an election.
10/15/2008
01:04

Daily/Colbert - Who's the Toss?
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The best of the Colbert-Stewart transitional segments is out on DVD now.
10/15/2008
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