The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Indecision 2000 - Wedding Registration

Season 4 • 05/18/2000

What do you get for the man who has contempt for everything?

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00:51

Falling on Hard Times
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You can't see it, you can't touch it, but gravity is reaching epidemic proportions.
05/17/2000
04:05

Jane Leeves
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Jane Leeves' Malibu surfer dude husband took a photo of Queen Elizabeth II with a disposable camera.
05/17/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Macarena
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A man and a woman dance the Macarena.
05/18/2000
03:29

Michael Rapaport
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Michael Rapaport just had a baby, and he didn't even know he was married.
05/18/2000
01:52

Headlines - Quit Storm
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A legendary journalist ends her six-decade tenure with UPI that featured one magical night with Sam Donaldson.
05/18/2000
04:18

Swine Song
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The only people who will miss Beth Littleford more than her colleagues at The Daily Show are the boar she helped to climax.
05/18/2000
02:45

Headlines - Assless Pants
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The artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince is now Prince again.
05/18/2000
01:14

Headlines - Rex and the City
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Boners come out to celebrate the unveiling of the world's largest Tyrannosaurus Rex.
05/18/2000
00:40

Recap - 5/18/00
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Jon recaps the highlights of a show that involved a lot of squealing.
05/18/2000
02:36

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Center Stage
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It's a movie about feet and the anorexic teenagers attached to them with only one gay guy.
05/18/2000
01:33

Indecision 2000 - Wedding Registration
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Feel free to return all merchandise (excluding clearance items) for store credit if you leave your wife when she's in the hospital.
05/18/2000
02:29

Headlines - Charles in Charge
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The NRA re-elects Charlton Heston and finalizes plans to open a gun-themed, family friendly restaurant in Times Square.
05/30/2000
02:18

Headlines - Double Happiness
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The U.S. approves permanent trade with China and Bill Clinton is named "Number One Sun."
05/30/2000
01:57

Other News - Suck Fest
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Dracula Congress begins with the Creature from the Black Lagoon legislative assembly mired in partisan stalemate.
05/30/2000
00:33

Preview - 5/31/00
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Mo Rocca previews his piece on tomorrow's inventors.
05/30/2000
04:40

No Holes Bard
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Steve Carell travels to a Florida strip club to investigate Shakespeare productions that are much ado about wearing nothing.
05/30/2000
00:59

Dan Rather Tour
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Jon warns Dan Rather of exactly what he's getting himself into going on tour with the Dixie Chicks.
05/30/2000
04:22

Laura Kightlinger
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Laura Kightlinger discusses her embarrassing stories of rejection.
05/30/2000
02:19

Ad Nauseam - Burger King
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"Demographics" isn't just an evil word used by television executives, it's also an evil word used by advertisers.
05/30/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Charlton Heston
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Charlton Heston raises a gun and states, "From my cold dead hands."
05/30/2000
00:30

Recap - 5/31/00
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Jon recaps the Meat Pimp story and preps for a visit from "Survivor"'s first loser.
05/31/2000
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