The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Terror on the Toilet

Season 4 E 64 • 11/30/1999

Doctors point out that the defendant's misshapen penis will come in handy for picking locks.

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00:30

Millennial Moment - Happy New Year
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Remember, on this New Year's you'll be waking up with a blinding headache in a strange bed covered in your own vomit -- in the New Millennium!
11/30/1999
00:33

Recap - Lawsuit, Turtle, Penis
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It's so hard to find good help that won't make eye contact with you these days.
11/30/1999
02:58

Diva Train
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Correspondent Beth Littleford reports on network television's ever innovative holiday programming.
11/30/1999
01:23

Headlines - Rocky Horror
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Sylvester Stallone's former employees are suing for being fired without pay, due to breaking his household rules of conduct.
11/30/1999
02:10

This Just In - H-M-Ow!
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A new study reveals U.S. doctors make as many as 98,000 fatal mistakes a year, doctors' point out million mistakes that aren't fatal.
11/30/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Police
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Policemen in riot gear march to meet protestors.
11/30/1999
01:55

Ad Nauseam - Wonder Drugs
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With today's wonder drugs, Americans are able to correct even their most repulsive physical traits, which is fantastic, but it's important to know what you're getting into.
11/30/1999
02:17

Terror on the Toilet Investigation
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Chief Criminologist Steve Carell and the Daily Show forensic experts have pieced together evidence to demonstrate how a man smashed his penis in a public toilet seat.
11/30/1999
02:25

Headlines - Gruff Trade
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Protestors in Seattle rail against the World Trade Organization for placing profit above environmental concerns, but the hell with all that take a look at the freaks.
11/30/1999
02:50

Stephen Rea
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When Irish actor Stephen Rea comes to New York City, he goes to bars and drinks Irish whiskey.
11/30/1999
01:38

Headlines - Terror on the Toilet
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A man is suing Starbucks, claiming his penis was crushed by a defective toilet seat installed in the public restroom.
11/30/1999
01:27

Other News - Statues of Limitations
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After generations of ardent rubbing by the nymphs of Lesbos, Greek statues in the British Museum have lost much of their surface.
12/01/1999
00:35

Intro - Toast
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Jon welcomes a particularly lively audience to this holiday episode.
12/01/1999
00:46

Recap - December 1, 1999
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Jon recaps the night's news and previews Mo Rocca's interview with Steve Forbes.
12/01/1999
02:29

Back In Black - Gift Ideas
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Lewis Black looks at some of the more unique holiday gift giving opportunities currently on the market.
12/01/1999
04:23

Laura San Giacomo
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Laura and Jon skip the normal interview banter to focus on family and whoremongering.
12/01/1999
00:30

Moment of Zen - Power Condom
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Chinese advertisers share the power of the condom to prevent disease.
12/01/1999
01:17

This Just In - Savior Money
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Religious trade show opens in Rome and the merchants vow to pass the saved onto you.
12/01/1999
04:30

DeGeneres - Packin' Potties
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When the great millennial toilet malfunction comes, the Packin' Potty is the only way to be prepared.
12/01/1999
01:14

Headlines - 2000 Flushes
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Overwhelming prices and lack of interest force many millennium bashes to scale back plans or cancel outright.
12/01/1999
01:16

Headlines - WTO Smack Down!
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To protest the destruction of the environment, WTO protestors decide to destroy the environment of Seattle.
12/01/1999
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