The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Driving Horny

Season 12 • 06/20/2007

John Oliver shows the result of the Vatican's marriage of Ten Driving Commandments with science.

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04:57

Whack-a-Mole
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Our forces will land the ping-pong ball of justice into the fishbowl of Islamofascism.
06/19/2007
07:39

Brian Williams
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Brian Williams finds out that Americans can't get enough giant head.
06/19/2007
01:37

Giant Head of Ted Koppel
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The giant head of Ted Koppel confirms that Jon does indeed suck.
06/19/2007
00:19

Moment of Zen - Outtake
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Green screen acting is tougher than it looks.
06/19/2007
04:53

May or May Not
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Bloomberg's party switch decimates the ranks of the elfin, effete Jewish wing of the GOP.
06/20/2007
05:54

Fareed Zakaria
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Middle East expert Fareed Zakaria tweaks Jon's Middle East frat party analogy.
06/20/2007
01:18

Jesus Take the Wheel
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Jon asks if it's necessary to have Ten Commandants for driving.
06/20/2007
03:13

You And I
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Hillary Clinton picks her campaign theme song and Jon loses to Celine Dion, again!
06/20/2007
00:12

Moment of Zen - Fred Thompson and Margaret Thatcher
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A CNN correspondent gets excited about Fred Thompson meeting Margaret Thatcher.
06/20/2007
01:16

Tonight
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Stephen invokes “"West Side Story"” for his Report intro.
06/20/2007
02:54

Driving Horny
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John Oliver shows the result of the Vatican's marriage of Ten Driving Commandments with science.
06/20/2007
05:19

Barack Tones
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When Barack Obama rolls out his ringtones, Jon breaks out the glowsticks.
06/21/2007
03:16

Stature of Liberty
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Rob Riggle is proud to live in a country that has the lowest center of gravity in the Western World.
06/21/2007
07:02

Greg Bear
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Sci-fi author Greg Bear tells Jon about the not-so-distant future of technology and helping Homeland Security.
06/21/2007
00:30

Moment of Zen - Smells Great
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CNN has a thing for Mitt Romney.
06/21/2007
02:50

Oh, the Places You'll Blow
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Jon's commencement speech at the Taliban suicide bomber school didn't go over too well.
06/21/2007
05:57

Steve Vogel
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Steve Vogel tells Jon about the politics behind the construction of the Pentagon.
06/25/2007
05:53

Non-Executive Decision
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The federal government has three branches. Dick Cheney is the fourth.
06/25/2007
04:42

Heart Attack
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Jason Jones visits veterans who support and attack George W. Bush in the War on Words.
06/25/2007
03:27

Dick Move
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John Oliver guides us through the ancient history of a mythological Dick Cheney.
06/25/2007
00:18

Moment of Zen - Presidential Stock Options
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A Fred Thompson victory would mean a lot for Chevron.
06/25/2007
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