The Colbert Report

Clemens Hearing

Season 4 E 24 • 02/14/2008

Roger Clemens' former trainer is not the only one who saves things.

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00:26

Intro - 2/13/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E23

Barack Obama wins with a message of hope, and Stephen hopes he can get through the script.
02/13/2008
04:14

David Gracer
The Colbert ReportS4 E23

David Gracer cooks up a delicious plate of insects and invites Stephen to join in the feast.
02/13/2008
04:31

Richard Thompson Ford
The Colbert ReportS4 E23

Richard Thompson Ford believes the Clintons are playing the race card against Obama.
02/13/2008
02:48

The Writers Return!
The Colbert ReportS4 E23

Stephen personally welcomes back each of his writers.
02/13/2008
07:27

Neil de Grasse Tyson
The Colbert ReportS4 E23

Stephen visits Neil de Grasse Tyson to learn how to be an astrophysicist.
02/13/2008
02:21

Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Oliver Pocher
The Colbert ReportS4 E24

Stephen puts so-called German comedian Oliver Pocher on notice!
02/14/2008
05:17

Leonard Nimoy
The Colbert ReportS4 E24

Leonard Nimoy challenges American standards of beauty with photographs of nude overweight women.
02/14/2008
04:55

People Who Are Destroying America - Happy Meal
The Colbert ReportS4 E24

Susan Pagan denied her daughter a free Happy Meal from McDonalds -- and a smile.
02/14/2008
00:35

Intro - 2/14/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E24

Roger Clemens testifies before Congress about HGH, then crushes Congress with his bare hands.
02/14/2008
02:54

John Feinstein
The Colbert ReportS4 E24

John Feinstein worries that professionals using steroids are influencing America's teen athletes.
02/14/2008
03:24

Clemens Hearing
The Colbert ReportS4 E24

Just like Brian McNamee, Stephen also keeps medical waste as mementos.
02/14/2008
05:03

The Word - Good Bad Journalism
The Colbert ReportS4 E25

Stephen proves that good bad journalism can be done in a sonnet or a limerick.
02/26/2008
00:32

Intro - 2/26/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E25

Obama is caught up in an embarrassing photo scandal - he posed naked as Marilyn Monroe in New York Magazine.
02/26/2008
04:01

Obama's Photo
The Colbert ReportS4 E25

This photo is not divisive - it brings the nation together in the belief that Obama is a terrorist.
02/26/2008
05:49

Henry Louis Gates Jr.
The Colbert ReportS4 E25

Henry Louis Gates, Jr. is going to test Stephen's DNA to find out if he is blacker than Obama.
02/26/2008
00:30

Intro - 2/27/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E26

At a John McCain rally, controversy erupts as do several hernias.
02/27/2008
05:39

Tony Snow
The Colbert ReportS4 E26

Stephen is jealous that Tony Snow is filling in for Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly.
02/27/2008
03:28

McCain Rally
The Colbert ReportS4 E26

Senator, at long last, have you no balls?
02/27/2008
06:05

ThreatDown - Air Colbert
The Colbert ReportS4 E26

You cannot fuel an airplane with shaving cream. The most you're allowed to bring on the plane is three ounces!
02/27/2008
00:20

Sign Off - Shoe Phone
The Colbert ReportS4 E27

Stephen is interrupted by a shoe phone call.
02/28/2008
06:18

Richard Brookhiser
The Colbert ReportS4 E27

Richard Brookhiser shows that Stephen is a direct descendant of William F. Buckley.
02/28/2008
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