The Colbert Report

Intro - 9/19/06

Season 2 E 116 • 09/19/2006

If pitted against each other, which network will sink the lowest?

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07:04

Will Power
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Stephen asks hip-hop performer Will Power the difference between rap and hip-hop.
09/18/2006
01:01

Sign Off - Bust
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Stephen is sending his bust of the president to the New York Times.
09/18/2006
04:22

Tek Jansen - Operation: Destiny's Underbelly: Entrapped!
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It's time for Operation: Destiny's Underbelly: Entrapped!: A Tek Jansen Adventure!
09/18/2006
03:55

The Word - Wiper Fluid
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Some Republicans are seeing Bush's plan through the dirty windshield of their own military experience.
09/18/2006
02:54

Whitney Houston
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Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have called it quits -- and it's all Osama bin Laden's fault.
09/18/2006
04:08

ThreatDown - Toby Keith
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Toby Keith may have a song called Boot Up Your Ass, but he should call it Narc on Your Bus.
09/19/2006
06:26

Frank Rich
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Frank Rich, author of "The Greatest Story Ever Sold," becomes the first New York Times op-ed columnist to return to The Report.
09/19/2006
00:44

Sign Off - Fantasy Colbert Report League
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Stephen explains the Fantasy Colbert Report League's elaborate point system.
09/19/2006
04:18

U.N. Week
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Even if your country has a military coup, it's important to show a little respect at the United Nations.
09/19/2006
03:27

The Word - Tribalism
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CBS takes heat for dividing its "Survivor" tribes based on race.
09/19/2006
00:39

Intro - 9/19/06
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"Survivor" splits up its contestants by race, Willie Nelson is busted for pot, and Frank Rich discusses his new book, "The Greatest Story Ever Sold."
09/19/2006
03:11

Stephen's Sound Advice - High School
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High school is just four years of your life. Tough it out and you'll never have to go through it again.
09/20/2006
00:58

Green Screen Challenge - Typical Democrats
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Stephen fights off a horrifying Pelosi-Kennedy-Dean-robot hybrid.
09/20/2006
02:47

Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - The MacArthur Foundation
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Stephen takes the MacArthur Foundation to task for not awarding him its annual genius grant.
09/20/2006
02:10

Green Screen Challenge - The Challenge Continues
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President Bush holds court with the Neimoidians, and Stephen fights robots in space.
09/20/2006
03:59

The Word - Lose
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Stephen has a foolproof way for the Republicans to win the 2006 midterm elections.
09/20/2006
06:52

James Carville
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Stephen asks James Carville how he ever made the transition from the backstabbing, egocentric world of Washington to Hollywood.
09/20/2006
03:52

Daniel Golden
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Putting poor kids in college with wealthy kids is just going to lead to self-esteem issues for them.
09/21/2006
00:37

Intro - 9/21/06
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America's top colleges cancel early admission, Stephen profiles New Jersey's 5th district, and Daniel Ellsberg discusses a possible war in Iran.
09/21/2006
05:52

Daniel Ellsberg
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Stephen has a beef with Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers in 1971.
09/21/2006
02:50

Days of Repentance Hotline
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Oh, sons of David and daughters of Ruth, Stephen awaits your apologies for all the wrongs you committed against him this year.
09/21/2006
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