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Stephen Colbert's Bats**t Serious - The Vast Government Soccer Conspiracy

Season 10 • 06/26/2014

Dr. Keith Ablow uncovers the sinister connection between the World Cup and marijuana mind control.

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02:23

Obama's Chipotle Blunder
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President Obama commits the cardinal sin of reaching over the sneeze guard at a Chipotle.
06/25/2014
06:41

Eleanor Holmes Norton
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Congresswoman and civil rights veteran Eleanor Holmes Norton explains the significance of the 50th anniversary of Mississippi's Freedom Summer.
06/25/2014
03:26

Primary Victory for Thad Cochran
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Senator Thad Cochran defeats his primary challenger by playing the dirty politics of promising people stuff and then delivering it.
06/25/2014
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
06/25/2014
03:17

Stephen Colbert's Bats**t Serious - Child Immigrant Intrigue - John Burnett
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NPR's John Burnett describes the rampant violence in Central America that has contributed to the child immigration crisis in the U.S.
06/25/2014
04:57

Stephen Colbert's Bats**t Serious - Child Immigrant Intrigue
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Conservatives warn of a White House conspiracy as thousands of Central American children stream across the U.S. border.
06/25/2014
05:05

Paul Rudd Pt. 2
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"They Came Together" star Paul Rudd discusses the challenge of getting slightly out of shape for film roles, and Stephen shows off his Robert De Niro impression.
06/26/2014
05:58

Paul Rudd Pt. 1
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Paul Rudd chats about his movie "They Came Together" and its satirical take on romantic comedies.
06/26/2014
04:35

Tip/Wag - North Carolina State Legislature & Cereal Manufacturers
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North Carolina lawmakers preserve a cherished possum-dropping tradition, and a study finds that America's cereals are dangerously over-fortified.
06/26/2014
00:07

Sign Off - So Long for Two Weeks
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Stephen says goodnight and kicks off his two-week vacation.
06/26/2014
05:13

Stephen Colbert's Bats**t Serious - The Vast Government Soccer Conspiracy
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Fox News's Dr. Keith Ablow attributes America's peculiar love of soccer to a government-induced marijuana stupor.
06/26/2014
02:10

Hobby Lobby Case
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The Supreme Court rules that a woman's right to contraception does not trump her employer's right to believe she shouldn't be taking it.
07/14/2014
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
07/14/2014
04:42

Thank You, Racism - Boehner v. Obama
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House Speaker John Boehner takes President Obama to court over his use of executive orders.
07/14/2014
00:30

Intro - 7/14/14
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Religion scores a major victory, weight-loss technology gets an upgrade, and "Radiolab" hosts Jad Abumrad and Robert Krulwich visit The Report.
07/14/2014
04:24

Vessyl Digital Cup
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A company unveils a beverage-identifying cup that is also capable of sitting upright on a table.
07/14/2014
02:30

World Cup Recap
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Stephen looks back at the 2014 World Cup and Team USA's thrilling series of winning, tying and losing.
07/14/2014
06:36

Jad Abumrad & Robert Krulwich
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Jad Abumrad and Robert Krulwich describe their experimental approach to storytelling in their Peabody Award-winning radio program, "Radiolab."
07/14/2014
03:31

Vint Cerf Pt. 2
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Vint Cerf reflects on the unexpected mass popularity of the Internet and the challenges that come with maintaining it.
07/15/2014
04:48

Obama's Senioritis
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Fox News pundits criticize Obama for vacationing in Martha's Vineyard while the immigration crisis continues.
07/15/2014
07:03

ThreatDown - All-Bear Edition
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America faces the triple threat of leisure-time bears, gay bears and Pyros the hyper-promiscuous bear.
07/15/2014
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