The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - Calculator

Season 5 • 10/24/2000

Jon's not technically savvy, but he did buy a calculator.

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02:34

Crisis in the North East
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The international brotherhood of man can only lose when a human life is treated as anything less than sacred Yankees are up two nothing.
10/23/2000
04:13

Jeff Garlin
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Jeff Garlin considers himself a radical and would join the protestors, but he has to take the garbage out and play catch with his son.
10/24/2000
01:03

Sports Bar Pt. 2
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There are dozens of guys in this Chelsea bar who are huge, huge fans of Jon Stewart.
10/24/2000
01:39

This Just In - The Crass Menagerie
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Asiatic black bears take over a year to train, because surprisingly, when you kill their parents and take them out of the wild, they don't feel like riding bikes.
10/24/2000
00:21

Recap - 10/24/00
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Jon recaps tonight's story on the U.N. celebrity forum and promotes tomorrow's guests, Posh and Baby Spice.
10/24/2000
02:33

Sports Bar Pt. 1
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Baseball-deprived fans in a Chelsea NYC bar are stuck watching "The Bette Midler Show," which many actually seem to be enjoying.
10/24/2000
02:04

Headlines - Excess Hollywood
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"The United Nations and Celebrity Advocacy in an Age of Cynicism Forum" -- yeah, that'll work.
10/24/2000
03:59

Finger Lickin' Dead
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A chicken death is always a shock, though it happens hundreds of millions of times a day.
10/24/2000
00:30

Sports Bar Pt. 3
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Steve Carell is now thoroughly into the game spirit at a Chelsea sports bar.
10/24/2000
00:17

Moment of Zen - Carell in Chelsea
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Steve Carell has received an offer from an elderly gentleman in a Chelsea bar.
10/24/2000
01:27

Intro - Calculator
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Jon tells the audience how to spell 'hell' on an upside down calculator.
10/24/2000
02:34

New York
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With the Subway Series descending upon New York, Nancy Walls makes a visit, taking in all the local specialties like Starbucks and McDonald's.
10/25/2000
03:13

Indecision 2000 - NaderBush
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Mo Rocca espouses his theory that Ralph Nader may win the election for George W. Bush because he is, in fact, George W. Bush.
10/25/2000
00:14

Moment of Zen - Paula Jones
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When confronted with damning evidence where she stated she would never pose nude, Paula Jones cheerfully admits that she changed her mind.
10/25/2000
02:54

This Just In - White Noise
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A television affiliate discontinues Utah's rich ebony tapestry.
10/25/2000
02:12

Back In Black - Talking Truck
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Lewis Black is all atwitter over a creepy talking truck, Brazilians trapped eight feet off the ground and decapitated heads on the Avenue of the Dead.
10/25/2000
02:31

Indecision 2000 - What's It All About, Ralphie?
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Ralph Nader runs on a cuckoo platform of ending the influence of big money on government.
10/25/2000
05:27

Spice Girls
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Posh Spice and Baby Spice sit down with Jon, who has to take a sarcasm shower after being told by David Beckham's wife that he isn't funny.
10/25/2000
01:02

Recap - 10/26/00
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If anyone is going to know the results of the elections first, chances are it's gonna be... The Daily Show?
10/26/2000
01:21

Indecision 2000 - Hillary's 53rd
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Hillary Clinton's 53rd birthday leaves her husband's supporters demanding four more years.
10/26/2000
00:22

Moment of Zen - Pizza Song
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Pizza is blessed by Pope John Paul II.
10/26/2000
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