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Indecision 2012 - Jump on the Blandwagon

Season 17 • 02/01/2012

Newt Gingrich's Florida results are equivalent to the hardest you could ever be hit in the balls.

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Fox Business' Lou Dobbs enjoys rough-and-tumble politics and loves the unexpected excitement of the 2012 Republican primary.
01/30/2012
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Indecision 2012 - Floridal Kombat
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Newt Gingrich won the South Carolina debates using patented dick fu against Mitt Romney, so Romney hits below the belt in Florida.
01/30/2012
05:40

Indecision 2012 - Pander Express
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Newt Gingrich tries to win over Florida's Hispanic voters, and Mitt Romney woos the elderly with song.
01/31/2012
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Jonathan Macey
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Yale Law School Professor Jonathan Macey explains why Bain Capital's executives cannot be held accountable for Dade Behring's bankruptcy under their management.
01/31/2012
00:47

Moment of Zen - Ferris Bueller-Inspired Super Bowl Ad
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News anchors celebrate Matthew Broderick's Ferris Bueller-inspired Super Bowl ad with their best Ben Stein impressions.
01/31/2012
05:01

Indecision 2012 - Bain Man
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Mitt Romney touts his experience at Bain Capital as a strength, but not the experience with leveraged buyouts.
01/31/2012
02:58

Indecision 2012 - Pander Express - Barack Obama's Online Town Hall
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The worst part about pandering for votes is that even after a candidate becomes president, he has to keep doing it.
01/31/2012
06:14

Indecision 2012 - Mitt Romney on the Poor
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Jason Jones and John Oliver weigh in on Mitt Romney's conflation of the very rich and the very poor as constituencies requiring no attention.
02/01/2012
00:22

Moment of Zen - Newt Gingrich's Biopic
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Newt Gingrich casts a Hollywood heartthrob as the lead in his hypothetical biopic.
02/01/2012
07:11

Brad Pitt
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Brad Pitt discusses the making of "Moneyball" and considers a new way to compete at the Oscars.
02/01/2012
06:41

Indecision 2012 - Jump on the Blandwagon
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Mitt Romney takes Florida by a landslide, and Newt Gingrich confuses getting his ass kicked with winning the general election.
02/01/2012
06:13

Poor Pee-Ple
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Aasif Mandvi heads to Florida to find out why Luis Lebron, a Navy veteran and public assistance recipient, won't submit to welfare drug testing.
02/02/2012
00:15

Moment of Zen - Super Bowl Forecast
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Fox News meteorologist Janice Dean gives the Indianapolis Super Bowl forecast while cheering for the New York Giants.
02/02/2012
03:22

Indecision 2012 - Rich Man, Richer Man
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Donald Trump endorses GOP frontrunner and presumed Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney.
02/02/2012
06:11

David Agus
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Oncologist David Agus considers America's approach to illness and offers simple advice for reducing people's risk of cancer and heart disease.
02/02/2012
00:09

Moment of Zen - Birth Control Compromise
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Steve Doocy uses air quotes to describe the Obama administration's alteration to its birth control coverage mandate.
02/13/2012
06:53

Ali Soufan
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Former FBI special agent Ali Soufan examines Iran's possible use of non-state entities for making power plays in the Middle East.
02/13/2012
06:31

The Vagina Ideologues
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Rick Santorum and Catholic Church leaders object to the Obama administration's birth control health plan requirement.
02/13/2012
05:02

The Vagina Ideologues - Sean Hannity's Holy Sausage Fest
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In response to the Obama administration's birth control coverage mandate, Christian conservatives equate themselves to victims of actual religious persecution.
02/13/2012
02:19

CNN's Coverage of Whitney Houston's Death
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A CNN reporter with a camera crew surprises people with news of Whitney Houston's death.
02/13/2012
02:47

V-Jay Jay Day - Samantha Bee's Apology
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Samantha Bee explains the reasonable expectations of women who intrudes on a man's world, like gal reporters or teacherettes.
02/14/2012
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