The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

The Democratic Debates

Season 8 • 09/09/2003

The Democratic candidates should at least be willing to memorize one Spanish phrase each.

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01:04

New Mascot
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Jon Stewart introduces a new mascot to over compensate for The Man Show's Juggies.
08/21/2003
01:12

Headlines - Bush Toys
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KB Toys introduces a line of toys for the Bush Administration.
08/21/2003
05:07

Runaway for the Border
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Stephen Colbert examines the sad struggle of Democratic senators in Texas who find themselves homeless in the face of hostile redistricting.
08/21/2003
01:57

Headlines - Power of Attorney
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John Ashcroft goes on the road to defend the surveillance tactics employed by the Patriot Act.
08/21/2003
00:06

Moment of Zen - Senator Joe Lieberman
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Senator Joseph Lieberman tries to speak Spanish to the Congressional Hispanic Caucus.
09/09/2003
03:53

Headlines - Your Attacks Dollars at Work
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President Bush requests $87 billion for the Iraq war --$24 billion more than the Department of Education is getting this year.
09/09/2003
02:31

Al Franken Pt. 2
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Al Franken presents his book "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them" and offers some political advice to the Democratic nominees.
09/09/2003
00:56

Intro - Two Week Vacation
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President Bush takes a long vacation because he has a lot of brush to clear.
09/09/2003
03:53

Al Franken Pt. 1
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Al Franken presents his book "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them" and discusses the myth of the liberal media.
09/09/2003
06:06

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Bilingual Debate
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Democratic presidential hopefuls attend the first ever bilingual debate, hosted by the Congressional Hispanic Caucus.
09/09/2003
02:42

The Democratic Debates
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Rob Corddry comments on the language issues present in the Democratic candidate debates.
09/09/2003
04:43

"Crazyfornia"...Am I Right, People?
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The media has been having a ball with this recall and so have the Californians.
09/10/2003
02:55

Digital Watch - Spam
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Spam is an e-nnoying digi-hassle that gigi-bites the big one.
09/10/2003
05:26

Re-Decision 2003 - Egg Beating
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It's time to meet five of the 135 people running to oust Gray Davis.
09/10/2003
00:32

Moment of Zen - Egg Toss
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Arnold Schwarzenegger takes off his jacket after someone throws an egg on him.
09/10/2003
05:33

Kate Beckinsale
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Kate Beckinsale tells Jon that fighting on her movie makes her a better mother.
09/10/2003
01:57

The 9/11 Comedy Show
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Jon figures that the grief and anger that he's suppressing from 9/11 will surface in 20 years in a spectacular alcohol fueled downward spiral.
09/11/2003
00:09

Moment of Zen - Bouncing for Arafat
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Yasser Arafat watches kids bouncing basketballs in unison.
09/11/2003
03:55

School's Out
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Critics say the Harvey Milk High School will only serve to isolate gay teens from the larger community, as well as decimating the yearbook staffs of neighboring schools.
09/11/2003
03:42

Bush Medley
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George Bush thinks the U.N. is the only institution that can save Iraq and has been saying so in very short bites all along.
09/11/2003
03:05

U.N.- Invited
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The U.S. has decided it put too many 45 pounds weights on its Iraq barbell and is asking the international community to spot them.
09/11/2003
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