The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Retire the Jersey

Season 2 E 124 • 10/03/2006

Stephen retires his jersey.

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The Word - Copycat
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Scientists are dangerous enough one at a time. Now they're organizing.
10/02/2006
03:54

Mark Foley
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Denny Hastert is a former high school wrestling coach. What would he know about the sexual harassment of young boys?
10/02/2006
06:46

Michael Lewis
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Stephen and Michael Lewis talk about privilege in America.
10/02/2006
04:52

ThreatDown - Saudi Arabia
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The Iraqis are greeting us as liberators -- with improvised explosive celebrations.
10/02/2006
06:36

Andy Stern
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Stephen speaks with union leader Andy Stern about insurance and the growing gap between the rich and the poor, and suggests robots as a plan for America's future.
10/03/2006
04:18

Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle - Mascot
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After Stephen's viewers vote-bombed their website, the Saginaw Spirit named their mascot Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle, and then enjoyed a victory.
10/03/2006
02:37

Lucifer
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Stephen looks at some of Hillary Clinton's stances and compares them to the views of Lucifer.
10/03/2006
00:29

Intro - 10/3/06
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Bush gets advice from Kissinger on the war in Iraq, Stephen comes up with a reason to watch hockey and then avoids paying his guest Andy Stern overtime.
10/03/2006
02:57

The Word - Experience
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The best way to come up with the best exit strategy is to get the super group of the Nixon administration back together.
10/03/2006
02:21

Drunk Dialing
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Republicans have some good reasons to drink, and when one drinks, one tends to forget things.
10/03/2006
00:48

Sign Off - Retire the Jersey
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After completing a perfect show, Stephen retires his Jersey and raises it to the rafters.
10/03/2006
01:28

$20 Million Victory Party
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Congress approved $20 million to pay for a day-long party in Washington celebrating victory in Afghanistan and Iraq. Regrettably, that money wasn't spent.
10/04/2006
03:11

Mark Foley the RINO
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Stephen knows that Representative Mark Foley isn't a Republican, he's a RINO -- and by that he doesn't mean horny.
10/04/2006
06:48

Byron Dorgan
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When Stephen found out Senator Byron Dorgan was coming he thought he'd do a North Dakota-themed show, until he couldn't think of anything else from North Dakota.
10/04/2006
00:35

Intro - 10/4/06
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Tonight: TV cameras in the Supreme Court, the Nobel Prize Patrol coming to a scientist's door with a giant check and North Dakota Senator Byron Dorgan's anti-outsourcing book.
10/04/2006
01:40

Green Screen Challenge - D&D
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With only a week left to go in the Green Screen Challenge, Stephen shows Brian Pope's D&D-themed entry about the death of Farynieth the 21st-level paladin.
10/04/2006
03:37

Nobel Prize Sweep
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Three Nobel Prizes have been awarded thus far and all three have gone to Americans. The USA is getting ready to go for the sweep.
10/04/2006
02:47

The Word - Must-Not-See TV
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Sen. Arlen Specter has introduced a bill to put TV cameras in the Supreme Court. Some justices are against the bill, and they're right -- often far right.
10/04/2006
02:19

Handling Sex Scandals
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Stephen can't decide who the luckiest bastard in the world is, the one who was going to lose to Mark Foley, or the one who was going to lose to Dennis Hastert.
10/05/2006
00:30

Intro - 10/5/06
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Racial profiling continues in airports, a district is better known, and Amy Goodman decries corporate sponsorship of the media.
10/05/2006
01:48

Starbucks Price Hike
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Starbucks' nickel-per-cup price hike doesn't seem like much, but spread over 161 shows it'll cost Stephen a whopping eight bucks.
10/05/2006
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