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Nailed 'Em - Mark Burdett

Season 7 • 02/23/2011

San Francisco police throw Mark Burdett to the ground and charge him with jaywalking.

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Nailed 'Em - Mark Burdett
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Anarchist Mark Burdett is thrown to the ground by police at a San Francisco protest and charged with jaywalking.
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