The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 8 • 03/10/2004

George Carlin thinks that Martha Stewart would make an interesting suicide.

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03:48

See Spot Run
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George W. Bush's new ad campaign contains the most disturbing image ever shown in a campaign commercial, eclipsing Bob Dole's infamous 1996 talking belly button man
03/09/2004
07:24

Ed Gillespie
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If George W. Bush isn't elected in November, Ed Gillespie is out of a job.
03/09/2004
01:43

What Up Wit Tutu?
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Jon Stewart would like to thank Chris Matthews and Hardball for reaffirming where he stands on the show business ladder.
03/09/2004
04:14

Auto Erotic Fixation
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The lead actor on Fox's "The Littlest Groom" feels a local Alabama ad would make a mockery of his show.
03/09/2004
00:18

Moment of Zen - Free Pens
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The empty constitution signing room in Iraq.
03/09/2004
00:24

Moment of Zen - Space
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The stars moving through space.
03/10/2004
03:59

The Fall Spy
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CIA Director George Tenet did the only honorable thing a person in his situation could do- wash his hands of the entire affair.
03/10/2004
02:12

Passion Pays
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"The Passion of the Christ" is in the position to break box office records for highest grossing, fastest grossing and just plain most grossing.
03/10/2004
05:23

The Passion of the Fiddler
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The program for "Fiddler on the Roof" reads like a bar mitzvah guest list, but lacks Jewish soul.
03/10/2004
01:31

Hell in the Streets
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People with EchoStar satellite will not get the Daily Show, so Jon Stewart is prepared to go to people's houses.
03/10/2004
05:59

George Carlin
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George Carlin explains the same people who killed Jesus are creating problems today: religious people, government and big business.
03/10/2004
00:25

Stops on the Campaign Trail
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John Edwards reaches out to Southerners while Dennis Kucinich campaigns to vegan dwarfs.
03/11/2004
01:39

Desmond Tutu
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Bishop Desmond Tutu isn't some joint to be passed around at an MSNBC "pot party."
03/11/2004
00:22

Moment of Zen - Robot Trumpet
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A robot plays the trumpet.
03/11/2004
02:46

Is this thing on?
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President Bush worries that the democrats will do something to damage America's standing in the world.
03/11/2004
05:02

Birds of a Feather
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If you believe that there are gay penguins, then you are buying the "gay agenda."
03/11/2004
03:16

Back in Black - Reggie
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Instead of lowering the voting age for kids, why not eliminate voting for stupid grownups.
03/11/2004
06:31

Paula Zahn
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Paula Zahn is really excited about the presidential campaign.
03/11/2004
00:19

Two to Look Up
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Jon teases The Daily Show audience about next week's unlikely guests.
03/11/2004
01:05

Indecision 2004 - Sharpton Concedes
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Al Sharpton pulls out of the presidential race long after the marathon has been run, though he will continue to collect delegates.
03/15/2004
00:57

Indecision 2004 Without Borders - Spain
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Spain reacts to the Madrid bombings by changing their minds on their next prime minister, sending a clear message to the terrorists that they will back down.
03/15/2004
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