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Moment of Zen - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Season 8 • 09/18/2003

When Arnold Schwarzenegger is through being governor of California he will be known as the Collectinator.

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00:29

Preview - 9/18/03
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Jon gives a preview of tomorrow's show, including a clip of Ed Helms's report from Alabama.
09/17/2003
03:21

Back In Black - Bad People
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Lewis Black is mad that God lets good things happen to bad people, like letting them live.
09/17/2003
02:51

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Wesley Clark
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Wesley Clark's announcement brings to 10 the number of Democrats running for president that most Americans can't name.
09/17/2003
00:27

Moment of Zen - Terminator Machine
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Arnold Schwarzenegger explains how great the fights were between him and the female Terminator because they could do things -- because they were machines.
09/17/2003
05:35

Charlie Sheen
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Charlie Sheen wants to know the sex of the baby so he can tell the muralist what to paint in the nursery.
09/17/2003
05:10

Christina Ricci
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Christina Ricci didn't have a childhood.
09/18/2003
03:59

World Nukes Tonight
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Do you think terrorists are going to fill out a form saying they're shipping uranium?
09/18/2003
01:29

Hurricane Isabel
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Jon Stewart hopes that Hurricane Isabel hits and washes all the anthrax away.
09/18/2003
03:37

A Ploy Named Sue
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If there's one thing record companies cannot stand, it's seeing artists get screwed.
09/18/2003
04:09

Alablama
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The government is incinerating chemical weapons in a populated community and for some reason, the locals are upset.
09/18/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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When Arnold Schwarzenegger is through being governor of California he will be known as the Collectinator.
09/18/2003
06:38

Michael Caine
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Michael Caine discusses "Secondhand Lions" and how it feels to lose an Oscar four times.
09/23/2003
00:06

Moment of Zen - Sex Tourism
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President Bush condemns sex tourism in front of the U.N. General Assembly.
09/23/2003
03:37

Emmy Celebration
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Stephen Colbert recounts a magical post-Emmys night and tells Jon he's not leaving LA anytime soon.
09/23/2003
02:00

Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi Army
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American forces begin training all 800 soldiers in the new, volunteer Iraqi Army.
09/23/2003
02:19

Headlines - Some Assembly Required
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President Bush addresses the official opening of the 58th session of the U.N. General Assembly.
09/23/2003
02:02

Auto-Exotic Fixation
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Car financier Alan Gibbs debuts the Aquada dual-use boat car -- the perfect way to get from your geodesic dome house to the Sharper Image across the river.
09/23/2003
00:53

Intro - Emmys
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There are going to be some changes around here, now that we've won an Emmy.
09/23/2003
02:42

Crazy in Alabama
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At least the released convicts from Alabama prisons will have a hard time getting driver's licenses.
09/24/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen - God Haters
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Man in Alabama protests a 10 Commandments monument being removed from a government building.
09/24/2003
01:06

What Else You Got?
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In New York City they see the President of the United States and ask, "What else you got?"
09/24/2003
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