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Season 6 • 10/24/2001

Hey, President George W. Bush, Steven Seagal called, he wants his jacket back.

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00:11

Moment of Zen - Group Orgy Line
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Press "1" for the group orgy line, anything goes!
10/23/2001
08:25

Don Dahler
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From his time in Afghanistan, reporter Don Dahler has gathered that the Taliban is a combination of Lord of the Flies and Darth Vader.
10/23/2001
00:49

Post-Terror Economic Round-Up - Trade Conventions
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So few conventioneers showed up to Chicago's Food Expo that exhibitors were forced to mingle amongst themselves.
10/23/2001
02:43

Post-Terror Economic Round-Up - Disneyland
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Walt Disney World has asked thousands of its employees to take a cut in hours and salary.
10/23/2001
03:01

Ad Nauseam - Cable Access
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Cable access encourages advertisers to offer a wide range of personalized sub-services, like the group orgy line and transvestite connection.
10/23/2001
00:54

Post-Terror Economic Round-Up - Planet Hollywood
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No one anticipated that the concept of eating a TGIFridays meal while staring at a motorcycle from a Patrick Swayze movie would fail.
10/23/2001
00:39

Moment of Zen - Matching Jackets
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Chinese leader Jiang Zemin and other delegates of the Asian Pacific Economic Cooperation Summit in Shanghai wave to the camera.
10/24/2001
04:14

America Freaks Out - Map Center
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Foreign Affairs Correspondent Nancy Walls and Steve Carell make the virtual map of the Middle East more fun.
10/24/2001
02:45

End of the Universe
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Time stands still when you stand in the middle of the road between the Starbucks.
10/24/2001
07:22

Greta Van Susteren
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Greta Van Susteren reports that the CIA and FBI appear to be waiting for the next anthrax shoe to drop.
10/24/2001
04:41

In Bed
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Chinese leader Jiang Zemin tries to steer the conversation of the Asian Pacific Economic Cooperation Summit away from terrorism to his new glasses.
10/24/2001
05:04

Jeff Bridges
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Jeff Bridges was taken on an unauthorized trip through the universe.
10/25/2001
00:18

Moment of Zen - Lance Bass
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Steve Carell chases after Lance Bass' limo for an interview.
10/25/2001
03:32

Handwriting Expert
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Mo Rocca's examination of the anthrax letters sent to Tom Daschle and Tom Brokaw point to one man, and one man only.
10/25/2001
04:35

America Freaks Out - Parodies Lost
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In the war on terror, song parodists are making everybody hurt.
10/25/2001
00:31

Scary Stuff
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A preview of Steve Carell's piece on why Halloween is scary.
10/25/2001
01:30

Spore Weather
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A windy day in New York means it's great spore distribution weather.
10/25/2001
03:50

We Love Showbiz - Vitamin C-elebrity
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Steve Carell and Nancy Walls report on the 53rd annual Emmy Awards and top celebrities making news in Hollywood.
10/25/2001
03:48

Be On High Alert
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With the terror alert raised to its highest level, we need to be on the lookout for things we don't know to be on the lookout for.
10/30/2001
05:00

Haunted House
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If proven to be true, a haunted house in New Jersey would redefine everything we know about the paranormal.
10/30/2001
05:01

Rob Morrow
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If Rob Morrow's baby had been a boy, he would have created a wedgy factory.
10/30/2001
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