The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Surprise Visit

Season 10 • 07/28/2005

Donald Rumsfeld stops by Iraq to force the constitution writers to hurry up.

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02:33

Hit $ingle
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If you ask a whore to give you the Franz Ferdinand in heavy rotation, you get something else entirely.
07/27/2005
07:03

Bob Costas
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It's very unusual for a guy to add 30 pounds of solid muscle in his mid- to late-30s after already being a Hall of Fame player.
07/27/2005
00:12

Moment of Zen - Donald Rumsfeld
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Donald Rumsfeld changes his terminology from "global war on terror" to "global struggle against extremists."
07/27/2005
00:44

Great Moments in Punditry - Freak Show
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Children read from "The Abrams Report" transcript in which Jackson family attorney Debra Opri and former Essex County prosecutor Bill Fallon discuss Michael Jackson.
07/27/2005
03:05

Headlines - Six Degrees of Negotiation
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North Korea, the little nuclear state that could, returns to the six party disarmament talks after a year's hiatus.
07/27/2005
02:51

The War: Phrase Two
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The last four years of the phrase "war on terror" have been hard for the folks on the mainland: punishing tax cuts, rampant obesity and an obscene housing bubble.
07/27/2005
00:10

Moment of Zen - French Fries
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French fries fry in a fryer while Hindu music plays in the background.
07/28/2005
05:00

Maggie Gyllenhaal
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Maggie Gyllenaal discusses her movie "Happy Endings" and how she had to make out with someone who smelled of onions.
07/28/2005
05:19

Bummer in the Hamptons
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Correspondent Rob Corddry travels to Southampton, New York, where the indigenous white man's stake to the land is being questioned by casino-hawking Shinnecock Indians.
07/28/2005
04:59

This Week in God - Scientology
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Stephen Colbert runs down the world of religion, from a Hindu McDonald's and Pope Benedict XVI to Scientology's far reach.
07/28/2005
03:18

Headlines - Surprise Visit
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Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld makes a surprise visit to Iraq to encourage its constitution authors to hurry up.
07/28/2005
04:31

Corddry - Bolton From The Blue
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Rob Corddry reports from the U.N. on John Bolton's first day as ambassador and explains how the president's mindset allows him to ignore what he chooses to ignore.
08/02/2005
00:20

Moment of Zen - Forgotten Feminist
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Rick Santorum sits down with George Stephanopoulos to decry radical feminism, but is at a loss to name more than one participant in the crusade.
08/02/2005
03:34

Joe Biden Pt. 2
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Senator Joe Biden talks about his intentions to run for president and why he thinks John McCain would make a great running mate.
08/02/2005
04:53

Joe Biden Pt. 1
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Senator Joe Biden talks about the appointment of John Bolton as ambassador to the United Nations and how the president abused power to get him there.
08/02/2005
05:30

The Vetting Crashers
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John Bolton is installed as U.N. Ambassador where he is forced to deal with booing New Yorkers and concerned Senate Democrats.
08/02/2005
01:22

Intro - Space Schmutz
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NASA astronauts clear a little schmutz from the space shuttle's heat shield, leaving Jon scared sh*tless.
08/03/2005
04:01

Headlines - Passing Fahd
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Congress responds to King Fahd's death by eschewing alternate energy sources and instead giving oil companies tax breaks.
08/03/2005
00:17

Moment of Zen - Saudi Arabia
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A commercial for Saudi Arabia prominently features the late King Fahd.
08/03/2005
06:45

John Crawford
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John Crawford describes the experience of being on the ground in Iraq, complete with a motorcycle and a sidecar.
08/03/2005
02:07

Headlines - Dead Fahd
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King Fahd of Saudi Arabia is dead, and Prince Charles is there to mourn, albeit with an indecent amount of ear.
08/03/2005
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