The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Dollars and Cents - Investing

Season 7 • 07/25/2002

Now is no time not to be rich.

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05:10

Oot of the Closet
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In Canada if you don't like gay music, gay sports or gay cops you're an outsider.
07/24/2002
01:46

Cold Fever
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NBC and Baskin Robbins team up to make tasteless ice cream, and Ice-T is all about helping the kids.
07/24/2002
03:48

Jolly Rancher
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Given the amount of time he's spent there, President Bush may soon need a vacation from his vacation home in Crawford, Texas.
07/24/2002
06:13

Steven Weber
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The Producers on Broadway features old fashioned, six foot tall chorus girls, and Steven Weber.
07/24/2002
00:06

Moment of Zen - Sky Cap
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Exiting his plane in Canada Pope John Paul II loses his hat.
07/24/2002
00:14

Moment of Zen - Sledgehammer Crotch
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A man breaks a concrete block with a sledgehammer over another man's crotch.
07/25/2002
03:33

Headlines - James' Eviction
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If convicted Congressman James Traficant has left us with anything, it's his love for America and her institutions.
07/25/2002
05:03

Seth Green
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Seth Green has done over 400 interviews for "Austin Powers in Goldmember," because every day, someone figures out how to use a microphone and wants to talk to him.
07/25/2002
03:09

Headlines - Buy Curiou$
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If you bought and sold stocks on Wednesday -- way to ride the bubble. If you didn't -- idiot! You are sooo stupid.
07/25/2002
03:06

Back in Black - Record Breakers
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Lewis Black takes a look at recent skydiving, plank breaking and groin smashing record-breakers, as well as Janet Reno, who shows the ultimate triumph of the human spirit.
07/25/2002
04:15

Dollars and Cents - Investing
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Steve Carell explains the benefits of starting out with lots and lots and lots of money -- old money is especially good.
07/25/2002
06:05

Cynthia Nixon
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Cynthia Nixon tells Jon how the writers of "Sex and the City" decide who will have nude scenes.
07/29/2002
00:25

Moment of Zen - Terrorist Summer Camp
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A last lingering look at the Terrorist Summer Camp.
07/29/2002
03:25

Headlines - Superchunk
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Scientists say an asteroid could collide with Earth in 2019, causing catastrophe or not.
07/29/2002
01:26

Intro - Uplifting Mine Workers
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Jon finds uplifting moments in the rescue of mine workers.
07/29/2002
03:07

Mine Disaster
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Steve Carell reports from the site of a mine collapse, where the workers make him feel like a little girl in comparison.
07/29/2002
01:16

Summer Camp
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Authorities discover Islamic terrorists attended a training camp in rural Alabama, where presumably they had their first kisses.
07/29/2002
03:27

Reading
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Correspondent Lauren Weedman finds out why we're all so high on reading.
07/29/2002
01:05

Intro - Apology
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It may have sounded like Jon said he enjoys killing for sport, but in fact, he said "building my fort."
07/30/2002
02:52

Headlines - Fat Suit
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Fast food calorie charts failed to account for everything Caesar Barber's eaten, like their napkin holder, the Happy Meal toy or the ball pit with several children in it.
07/30/2002
03:11

Fast Food Crimes
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The class action lawsuit against four major fast food chains ignores several franchises that have worked hard to produce tasty, life-threatening cuisine.
07/30/2002
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