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David Cross

Season 8 • 06/01/2004

A home-schooled David Cross doesn't believe in math, numbers or vowels.

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04:11

Giant Mess O' Potamia - Sodomy Prep
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Senators Frist and Nelson look over sodomy-preparation photos from Abu Ghraib as Dr. Phil advises children to think back on previous experiences with torture.
05/13/2004
07:08

Bill Kristol
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Bill Kristol criticizes the Bush administration for not putting enough troops in Iraq, but would still like Bush to be the one driving America out of the ditch.
05/13/2004
05:07

Thong of the South
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Louisiana lawmakers want to ban low-riding jeans to save the state's decency, but Stephen Colbert is out to prove that America isn't Israel.
05/13/2004
00:19

Moment of Zen - Dr. Phil
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Dr. Phil relates the Abu Ghraib prisoner torture scandal to bullies in the playground.
05/13/2004
04:47

Email Trouble
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Just because high volume emails may crash your computer and be used to steal personal information, that is no reason for the government to kill the messenger.
06/01/2004
02:55

Giant Mess O'Potamia - Saddam's Gun
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Two vice presidents in Iraq may seem excessive to Americans, but keep in mind there are going to be a lot of state funerals there.
06/01/2004
01:28

Giant Mess O'Potamia - Co-Ed Prez
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Iraq can finally blame themselves for insurgent bombings and broken bridges in the gaps between their ethnic groups.
06/01/2004
00:29

Moment of Zen - Harley Davidson Man
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President George W. Bush shakes hands with motorcycle bikers.
06/01/2004
02:58

Giant Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi President Named
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The naming of Iraq's new president leads to the setting off of gigantic, flightless bottle rockets in the streets of Baghdad.
06/01/2004
01:05

Intro - "The Day After Tomorrow"
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Not only is the premise of the movie "The Day After Tomorrow" unbelievable but so is its star's name.
06/01/2004
06:13

David Cross
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David Cross' promotional tour for his new comedy CD is over as soon as it's released.
06/01/2004
00:17

Moment of Zen - Bush on Chalabi
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President George W. Bush answers questions about his relationship with Ahmad Chalabi.
06/02/2004
03:54

Headlines - Friendly Fired
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Surely President Bush will admit his mistake in trusting Ahmad Chalabi and not try to minimize the relationship his administration shared with him.
06/02/2004
01:17

Headlines - Kerry Speech
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Presidential hopeful John Kerry continues to use his speeches to wing wildly and hope something catches.
06/02/2004
05:00

Thomas Friedman Pt. 1
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New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman believes the benefits of outsourcing -- connecting talented people all over the world -- outweigh the negatives in the long run.
06/02/2004
03:06

Thomas Friedman Pt. 2
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New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman discusses America's unfortunate shift from exporting hope to exporting fear.
06/02/2004
01:01

Intro - Honorary Doctorate
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Mr. Ferguson, Jon is sorry if he killed your grandfather, but technically, an incision alone is not an operation.
06/02/2004
04:35

Vice Presidential Selections
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Rob Corddry's dream team would be a Kerry-McCain ticket: a bipartisan front taking on all the world's ills, with Superman as Secretary of State.
06/02/2004
06:08

Mario Cuomo Pt. 1
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Mario Cuomo reports that Abraham Lincoln was the best a liberal could aspire to be.
06/03/2004
03:01

Mario Cuomo Pt. 2
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Mario Cuomo offers advice to John Kerry, that he should appeal to the American people as a man who has killed for the love of his country.
06/03/2004
00:15

Moment of Zen - Flustered Tenet
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CIA Director George Tenet looks flustered when questioned about North Korea.
06/03/2004
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