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Headlines - Dept. of Homeland Security

Season 6 • 06/10/2002

President Bush calls on bus drivers to put their foot on the pedal that makes the bus go.

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02:27

Christopher Whitcomb Pt. 2
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Former FBI agent Christopher Whitcomb is confident that the FBI is currently streamlining their operations.
06/06/2002
04:35

Civil Lights
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Like a white, female, nicotine addicted Martin Luther King, smoker Audrey Silk advocates civil disobedience against smoker discrimination.
06/06/2002
01:51

Federal Excess
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The Senate Judiciary Committee is investigating lapses in U.S. intelligence prior to 9/11 and looking for a scapegoat.
06/06/2002
04:52

Christopher Whitcomb Pt. 1
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Christopher Whitcomb reports that there are thirteen primary intelligence and surveillance agencies, which makes information dissemination very difficult.
06/06/2002
03:35

Headlines - Stars and Bars
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R. Kelly insists that none of his sexual misconduct with minor allegations are true because that works more often than not.
06/06/2002
01:36

Explosion of Doves
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Jon Stewart doesn't see the point in commenting on the current Israel vs. Palestine dispute.
06/06/2002
03:49

Sports Roundup - Sarava
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War Emblem is forced to think about losing the triple crown while getting paid large amounts of money to f**k other horses.
06/10/2002
00:39

Moment of Zen - Dirty Bomb
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John Ashcroft announces the capture of an Al Qaeda operative one month later.
06/10/2002
05:00

DC Cabinet
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Steve Carell reports breaking news from a month ago as Stephen Colbert tries to fan the flames of smallpox fear.
06/10/2002
06:57

Charles Grodin
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Charles Grodin is humiliated by waiting in full view of the audience and advises them to get used to being beaten down by life.
06/10/2002
03:11

Headlines - Dept. of Homeland Security
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President Bush calls on Congress to create a Department of Homeland Security and calls on bus drivers to go until they reach a stop.
06/10/2002
00:10

Moment Of Zen - Raditect Ad
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A commercial for Raditect urges your family to prepare against nuclear devastation.
06/11/2002
04:47

Headlines - Dirty Something
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The U.S. government announces a month-old arrest of an American citizen who was working with Al Qaeda to set off a dirty bomb on U.S. soil.
06/11/2002
03:57

What The Tech?!? - Raditect
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Stephen Colbert recommends Raditect for anyone living in fear of nuclear incineration.
06/11/2002
02:01

Those Inferior Animals - Chicken
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A researcher develops a succulent, low-fat poultry that's environmentally friendly and looks like a walking scrotum.
06/11/2002
01:55

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Watermelon
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Steve Carell sets aside a special watermelon for the grownups at his barbeque.
06/11/2002
07:17

Val Kilmer
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Val Kilmer shows Jon a picture of his horse and talks about his dancing bull.
06/11/2002
02:33

McCartney Wedding
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Lauren Weedman imagines Paul McCartney's wedding was probably amazing, while Stephen Colbert says it was nice, for what it was.
06/12/2002
00:14

Moment of Zen - Paul McCartney Poses
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Paul McCartney and Heather Mills pose for photographers before their wedding.
06/12/2002
04:56

Michael Bloomberg Pt. 2
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Michael Bloomberg isn't afraid to admit he doesn't know a lot of things.
06/12/2002
03:53

Headlines - Faction Figures
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If Hamid Karzai is going to be the president of Afghanistan, he's going to have to talk tough, act tough and most of all, look fabulous.
06/12/2002
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