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Headlines - Paddy Meltdown

Season 3 • 03/17/1999

Thousands of Angela's asses hit the streets today for St. Patrick's Day.

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Other News - The Phantom Menace
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Kiss loses front man Paul Stanley to the world of musical theatre, and Jon offers the remaining members a quick word of advice.
03/16/1999
04:41

Chris Isaak
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Chris Isaak can do the headlines and give us facts about how to get things out of our clothes.
03/16/1999
00:15

Moment of Zen - Crock of Gold
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A man on the street waves an Irish flag and wishes everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day.
03/17/1999
03:27

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Picture
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Don't be surprised if someone thanks Adolf Hitler in their acceptance speech at this year's Oscars.
03/17/1999
05:01

John Larroquette
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As a child, John Larroquette attended an all boys Catholic school called Our Lady of the Sacred Pain in the Ass.
03/17/1999
01:21

Other News - All About Steve
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In yet another pathetic attempt to shake his image as a billionaire dork, billionaire dork Steve Forbes took to the Internet to announce his candidacy for president.
03/17/1999
01:55

St. Patrick's Gay Parade
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Like St. Patrick and the snakes, Mayor Giuliani and a contingent of the NYPD are using the St. Patrick's Day parade to drive minorities out of Manhattan.
03/17/1999
01:29

This Just In - What's It All About, Algae?
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The group hopes to free Keiko the whale to lead a productive life -- until he is hacked by the propeller of a boat while doing tricks for the kids on a passing pleasure boat.
03/17/1999
00:21

Recap - 3/17/99
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Jon Stewart ends the show and highlights the top stories of the night.
03/17/1999
02:53

A Brief History of Ireland
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After the opening of the Guinness brewery in 1759, Ireland plunged into the Dark Ages and culture degenerated into dirty limericks scrawled on Guinness coasters.
03/17/1999
02:32

Headlines - Paddy Meltdown
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St. Patrick's Day is not the day for a quiet conversation in a tavern with a white wine spritzer.
03/17/1999
01:06

This Just In - Mennonite of Terror
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A high speed chase between the police and the Amish teens ended when their horse stopped for a drink.
03/18/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Old Lady Smoke
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An old woman smokes marijuana next to a giant marijuana plant.
03/18/1999
04:28

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt is sure that "10 Things I Hate About You" will dethrone "Citizen Kane" as the greatest movie of all time.
03/18/1999
01:03

Sticky Backside
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The Elle Macpherson stamp is part of a celebrity program which comes with its own self-help pamphlet for stamp collectors called "Discover the Outside World."
03/18/1999
02:05

Headlines - Bong Time Comin'
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The grooviest federal advisory panel ever has just released a report that claims that patients suffering from serious diseases should be allowed to smoke medical marijuana.
03/18/1999
02:22

Back in Black - Erin Go Bada Boom
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Lewis Black comments on St. Patrick's Day, dam construction in Iraq and South African cuisine.
03/18/1999
00:54

Other News - Voodoo Economics
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North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms has taken time off from sewing scarlet A's onto the frocks of adulterers to accuse the state department of supporting black magic.
03/18/1999
03:57

The Beth Littleford Interview - Boy George
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If President Bill Clinton asked Boy George to give him oral, Boy George would say yes.
03/18/1999
02:29

A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Medical Marijuana
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Children should never smoke marijuana, even if their grandmother with glaucoma says it's "cool."
03/18/1999
01:26

Headlines - The Cane Mutiny
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Josephine Chaplin sues the lottery commission in Israel for using her father's little tramp character to sell lottery tickets.
03/22/1999
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