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Moment of Zen - Andy Rooney Can Sleep Anywhere

Season 14 • 10/12/2009

Andy Rooney often falls asleep at his desk.

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06:05

Slim Thug Feels the Recession
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Even Slim Thug feels the pain of the recession, so Wyatt Cenac helps him downsize his posse.
10/07/2009
06:44

Afghanistan: The Graveyard of Empires Strikes Back
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Jason Jones suggests a possible strategy for Afghanistan, in which giant, idling trucks surround the country.
10/08/2009
02:00

Intro - Tom DeLay Quits Dancing
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"The Hammer" drops out of "Dancing With the Stars" after breaking both feet while dancing the cha-cha.
10/08/2009
04:08

Slim Thug's Music Video - Still a Boss
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Wyatt Cenac premieres "Still a Boss," the video he and Slim Thug wrote and directed to raise awareness about a community in trouble.
10/08/2009
00:10

Moment of Zen - Shake It Like a Polaroid Picture
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Senior citizens shake it for the Miami Heat "Golden Oldies" tryouts.
10/08/2009
06:57

David Gregory
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David Gregory believes President Obama has no choice but to tell Republicans that government is the solution.
10/08/2009
11:33

CNN Leaves It There
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Aasif Mandvi thinks CNN is the most professional news outlet, while John Oliver claims it's an organization that only wants to seduce goats.
10/12/2009
03:26

Janet Napolitano Pt. 2
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Janet Napolitano says dealing with swine flu is much more straightforward than handling terrorism.
10/12/2009
04:09

Janet Napolitano Pt. 1
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Janet Napolitano explains how she communicates with the 23 different departments that make up Homeland Security.
10/12/2009
00:58

Daily/Colbert - Small Talk
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Stephen will give you the scoop on which cable news host's family is doing great, and he'll have an exclusive on the weather.
10/12/2009
00:15

Moment of Zen - Andy Rooney Can Sleep Anywhere
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Andy Rooney can fall asleep sitting, standing or lying down.
10/12/2009
07:15

Chesley Sullenberger
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Chesley Sullenberger aims to do as much good as he can while the attention is focused on him.
10/13/2009
05:56

Queer and Loathing in D.C.
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Fox News ignores the gay rights march in D.C., but finds an empty New Jersey sidewalk worthy of live coverage.
10/13/2009
03:13

Queer and Loathing in D.C. - Radical Gay Agenda
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John Oliver realizes the radical gay agenda is more terrifying than anybody could have imagined.
10/13/2009
03:46

Super Prize Me
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Barack Obama's critics don't think he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, but he proves them wrong by bombing the moon.
10/13/2009
00:18

Moment of Zen - Krispy Kreme Burger
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If you want to end it all, you can take a bottle of pills, get into a car chase with the police or eat a Krispy Kreme donut burger.
10/13/2009
08:12

The Joy of Rx
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A four-month-old baby is denied coverage because he's too fat, and Olympia Snowe helps pass the Baucus health care bill.
10/14/2009
07:27

Barbara Ehrenreich
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Barbara Ehrenreich says people can't boost their immune systems or attract wealth with positive thoughts.
10/14/2009
04:42

Rape-Nuts
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Al Franken proposes getting rid of the old "it's OK if you get raped" clause in government contracts, but 30 Republicans object.
10/14/2009
00:14

Moment of Zen - Chance of Snowe
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The forecast is clear to partly cloudy with a 20% chance of Olympia Snowe.
10/14/2009
00:13

Moment of Zen - Rodney King Moment
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Michael Steele wants Democrats and Republicans to get in the room and have a Rodney King moment.
10/15/2009
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