The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

A Matter Of Physics

Season 9 • 12/09/2004

According to Donald Rumsfeld, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you wish you had.

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Seth Mnookin
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Author Seth Mnookin offers his perspective on the unique situation that allowed the Jayson Blair scandal to happen to the New York Times.
12/08/2004
04:31

Downloaded Weapon
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A San Antonio good Samaritan uses camera-mounted rifle technology to allow disabled hunters to shoot live exotic animals via the Internet.
12/08/2004
01:37

Great Moments in Punditry - Please Play Fair
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Sean Hannity reprimands Democratic Strategist Peter Fenn for repeatedly interrupting Ann Coulter.
12/08/2004
03:56

Headlines - intel inside?
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Congress approves an intelligence bill recommended by the 9/11 Commission, and all it took was three years of constant hounding by grieving widows.
12/08/2004
00:09

Moment of Zen - Too Sexy
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Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" plays over footage of President Bush greeting troops at Fort Pendleton.
12/08/2004
00:15

Moment of Zen - Blown Up
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Donald Rumsfeld addresses his troops in Kuwait about certain unavoidable realities of war.
12/09/2004
05:48

Kate Bosworth
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Kate Bosworth talks about working with Robert Redford, what marriage used to be like, and irony.
12/09/2004
02:40

Headlines - F'd Troop
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The Army is calling up long retired reservists and extending tours of duty to continue the fighting in Iraq.
12/09/2004
04:29

Water-Blogged
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A student of Akron Digital Academy sues the school district to be able to join the swim team.
12/09/2004
03:01

Self Q and A
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Donald Rumsfeld can ask himself and answer even the most essential questions of our time.
12/09/2004
03:47

A Matter Of Physics
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According to Donald Rumsfeld, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.
12/09/2004
05:11

Kevin Spacey
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Kevin Spacey dreams of doing 37 shows a day in Branson, Missouri.
12/13/2004
03:32

Oy to the World
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Kids are only interested in their space age Hanukkah gyro-toys, not the true meaning of the highest of the high holy days.
12/13/2004
03:42

Cop Rocked
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We let illegals into our country, raise our children, mow our lawns, clean our houses and the thanks we get is the tearing down of our Cabinet nominees.
12/13/2004
03:00

Anarchy in the Ukraine
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Viktor Yushchenko became ill after having dinner with the head of the Ukrainian Secret Police, a former KGB agent, in a classic case of "you done it."
12/13/2004
00:51

Sh*t Taco
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Jon Stewart has lost his voice to a cold, so the entire show will be done in charades.
12/13/2004
02:09

Poisoned
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The Daily Show retracts its statement that Ukrainian presidential candidate Viktor Yushchenko was struck by a rogue Soviet-era ugly stick.
12/13/2004
03:08

International Pamphlet - Locusts
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Swarms of locusts wreak havoc all across the globe, and David Beckham and Posh Spice play Joseph and Mary.
12/14/2004
06:52

Dore Gold
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Former Israeli Ambassador to the U.N. Dore Gold talks about the changes and reforms facing an increasingly irrelevant world governing body.
12/14/2004
05:56

Teed Off
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The M.D.A. refuses to pay Keith Schott for the hole in one he hit at a charity event.
12/14/2004
04:00

Mess O'Potamia - Full Medal Racket
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Bush awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to a retired General, a fashion pioneer and a Queen.
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