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Season 4 E 69 • 12/09/1999

Bob Dole is excited about the new century.

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00:10

Moment of Zen - Barbie Doll
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A Barbie doll is prepped for her wedding day.
12/08/1999
05:12

Bob Dole
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Bob Dole discusses the country coming together during World War II, and then asks the audience for some money.
12/08/1999
01:40

Other News - Next of Ken
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To appease the restless spirit of his dead wife, a Taiwanese man marries an actual Barbie doll.
12/08/1999
01:33

Headlines - Butt Seriously
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Jennifer Lopez takes out a $1 billion insurance plan for her platinum ass.
12/08/1999
05:01

Headlines - Proxy Lady
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Chelsea Clinton is set to take over some First Lady duties when Hillary Clinton jumps into the New York Senate race.
12/09/1999
01:52

Other News - That's Thaw, Folks!
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Scientists warn Antarctic ice caps are melting, which means we'll be making scuba dives to the Empire State Building and the Hollywood Sign.
12/09/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Hair Removal
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Hair is removed by ripping wax off with strips.
12/09/1999
03:17

Hair to Stay
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Steve Carell meets a man whose dream is to have a deliciously hairy chest.
12/09/1999
01:22

This Just In - Cheating Is Fundamental
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New York City teachers are accused of helping students cheat on standardized tests to create the illusion they are doing a gooder job.
12/09/1999
02:18

Back in Black - Barbie's Designer Clothes
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Thailand celebrates the king's birthday, South Korea creates a cell phone-TV combo, Britain makes designer clothes for Barbie and a cult in Taiwan worships a dead crocodile.
12/09/1999
05:19

Bob Dole
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Bob Dole believes there will be a woman president one of these days.
12/09/1999
04:36

Christmas Presents
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Stephen Colbert counts down the 10 hottest Christmas presents of the season, which are mostly made up of his personal junk.
12/09/1999
02:09

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Cheating Scandal and Jennifer Lopez's Ass
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Jon Stewart apologizes to New York City teachers for calling them literate, but refuses to apologize to Jennifer Lopez for making fun of the size of her ass.
12/09/1999
00:15

Moment of Zen - President Bill Clinton Sings "Silent Night"
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President Bill Clinton sings "Silent Night" with Wayne Newton at the National Christmas Tree lighting ceremony.
12/09/1999
04:18

Rob Schneider
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Rob Schneider discusses his upcoming movie, "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo," and explains why dolphins are the jerks of the sea.
12/09/1999
04:55

Headlines - White House Trim
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President Clinton lights the National Christmas Tree, and a new, high-tech method of eye surgery is announced.
12/09/1999
01:54

Other News - Hot Protein Action
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Jon Stewart reports on Blue Gene, an IBM supercomputer that can map a human protein in real time.
12/09/1999
01:32

This Just In - Aluminum Foil
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Scientists at the University of Minnesota invent a miniature robot equipped with a robotic spy camera for use in rescue operations and hostage situations.
12/13/1999
03:23

Clawed Monets
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Stacey Grenrock-Woods explores the hidden, lucrative world of cat painting.
12/13/1999
01:48

Headlines - Youth in Asia
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A pair of Burmese 12-year-olds lead a rebel army in the jungles of Myanmar.
12/13/1999
01:57

Headlines - Boys in the Banned
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The Orange, California School Board bans an extracurricular gay and lesbian support group at El Modena High School.
12/13/1999
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