The Colbert Report

Tip/Wag - Barack Obama

Season 4 • 06/23/2008

Stephen gives Barack Obama a wag of his finger for copying John McCain.

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Way to go, Sean Hannity. Stephen doesn't know where you find the courage to call America the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the Earth.
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Bishop N.T. Wright
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Stephen tells Bishop N.T. Wright his idea of heaven is getting a harp, drinking a mint julep and asking Ronald Reagan questions.
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Did Cookie Monster eat Stephen's Peabody?
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Intro - 6/19/08
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Sean Hannity professes his love for America. Sorry, Sean. Stephen's married.
06/19/2008
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Make McCain Exciting Challenge - The Secret of McCain's Brain
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With John McCain's head severed, it will fit more easily up George Bush's butt.
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Shout Out - Peabody Awards
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06/19/2008
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Barbara Ehrenreich
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Stephen wants you to buy Barbara Ehrenreich's book so she gets super rich and has to swallow her words.
06/23/2008
00:35

Intro - 6/23/08
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There is racial progress in South Africa. Stephen hopes this means he can start buying blood diamonds again.
06/23/2008
03:00

WristStrong Anniversary
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After Stephen's traumatic wrist injury, he pledged that he would never again break a fall with his hands.
06/23/2008
00:12

Sign Off - Time for Stephen to Watch
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Stephen hopes you've enjoyed watching him. Now he's going to watch you.
06/23/2008
04:44

Tip/Wag - Barack Obama
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Stephen flip-flops on flip-flopping and gives Senator Obama a tip of his hat for proving he's a regular politician after all.
06/23/2008
03:06

Oil Crisis
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Yes, we need offshore drilling, but what about off-porch drilling?
06/24/2008
01:44

Hollywood Face Violence
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Shame on Will Smith for hurting other people's faces. His face already has the unfair advantage of being amazingly handsome and stunningly symmetrical.
06/24/2008
00:28

Intro - 6/24/08
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Should we solve the oil crisis with offshore drilling? Stephen says any excuse for a preemptive strike on the ocean.
06/24/2008
06:08

Will Smith
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Stephen asks Will Smith if he supports Barack Obama because he secretly wants to play him in a movie of his life.
06/24/2008
03:53

The Word - Bleep
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Thank you, George Carlin. Few people have done more to repress what other people can say.
06/24/2008
04:58

Dr. Jason Bond
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The world demands an eight-legged tribute to Stephen, and not another barbershop quartet.
06/24/2008
06:11

Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Stephen asks Neil deGrasse Tyson what dark matter is because he doesn't see the color of matter.
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Paul Goldberger
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Stephen asks Paul Goldberger why America can't take our existing skyscrapers and stack them to make the tallest building in the world.
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America no longer has the tallest building, but could our planned Mexican border wall be the world's longest building?
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What doesn't kill whales? They can't even sunbathe without dropping dead.
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