The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

This Just In - Ho's Were the Days

Season 4 E 17 • 08/09/1999

The owner of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch Brothel has never put his penis in a Dairy Queen Blizzard.

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00:15

Moment of Zen - Cat Lady
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A cat lady pretends she is a cat.
08/05/1999
02:52

Headlines - Boy Scouts of America - The Pink Badge of Courage
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The New Jersey Supreme Court rules that the Boy Scouts must allow gay troop leaders into their organization.
08/05/1999
02:31

Coke Bush
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George W. Bush still refuses to disclose whether he has used cocaine and, from a reporter's standpoint, that can only mean that he's definitely used cocaine.
08/09/1999
01:47

Other News - Fission Impossible
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Nuclear reactor gives Portland, Oregon residents a thrill of a lifetime -- which is now about twenty years shorter.
08/09/1999
02:00

Public Excess - Let Yourself Go
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Rich Brown highlights Francine Dancer, who rocks the mosh pit by showing the mosh in her pits.
08/09/1999
01:39

Badvertising
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Anti-immigration organization Project USA engages in an effort to close our borders and save us from our great-grandparents.
08/09/1999
01:36

Headlines - Resign of the Times
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Richard Nixon later regretted his goodbye salute because it used four more fingers than he intended.
08/09/1999
04:45

Dave Foley
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Dave Foley feels he was miscast as Richard Nixon staff member Bob Haldeman in the new movie "Dick."
08/09/1999
02:15

Headlines - Russian Roulette
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Boris Yeltsin fires his entire Cabinet and the public is warned to stay tuned for the same story in three more months.
08/09/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Green Desk
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Russian President Boris Yeltsin speaks from his green desk.
08/09/1999
01:29

This Just In - Ho's Were the Days
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In all likelihood, a nearby brothel will only hire a few employees of the Mustang Ranch because their only references are whores.
08/09/1999
01:21

Other News - Full Metal Racket
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A U.S. Colonel's wife was suspected of smuggling cocaine via the U.S. Embassy in Colombia. This may be worse than the Vietnam War.
08/10/1999
00:15

Moment of Zen - Protective Glasses
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Children stand around in a field wearing protective glasses to prepare for and welcome the final total eclipse of the sun of the millennium.
08/10/1999
01:51

Headlines - Fear of a Black Planet
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Europeans prepare for the final big eclipse of the millennium with excitement, anticipation and some of the most incoherent thoughts ever articulated.
08/10/1999
01:13

This Just In - The Rising Sun Also Rises
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Japan has spent many years debating but has finally decided to readopt its old flag and anthem. The anthem's lyrics prove to not be the catchiest ever.
08/10/1999
00:54

Intro - Penis Repellent
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The mystery of alien abduction, the pain and drama of Viagra use, and Dom Irrera are all featured on this episode of The Daily Show.
08/10/1999
01:35

Headlines - Grin and Wear It
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Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter are awarded the Medal of Freedom by Bill Clinton. Ex-President Carter's speech is less than electrifying yet still gets a laugh.
08/10/1999
02:57

Ugly American - Air-Rage
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Air-rage is becoming a pretty big problem. Luckily, Dave Attell knows the cause and, more importantly, the solution: Take the bus.
08/10/1999
03:47

Dom Irrera
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Dom Irrera talks about friends with bad jobs, lending out money, closet homosexuals, and his only current athletic goal: not having tits.
08/10/1999
04:08

Alien Nation II
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Mike Russ is a perception expert. He can tell that t-shirts are also 12 foot tall lizards, missing children are often eaten by these lizards, and Bob Hope is a British alien.
08/10/1999
02:04

Evolution v. Creation
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E19

If biologists are right that animals only evolve adaptations that help them survive, then why does Jon have three nipples?
08/11/1999
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