The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Bless this Mess

Season 4 E 39 • 09/29/1999

President Clinton holds his annual prayer breakfast and apologies to all those he has soiled.

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Melissa Joan Hart
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Jon and Melissa Joan Hart discuss her latest movie and her latest Maxim cover.
09/28/1999
01:44

Other News - Panic!!
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West Nile virus kills four in New York. Mountains of bodies on actual West Nile ignored.
09/28/1999
00:19

Gaydar
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Stephen Colbert finds out about a convenient way to deny that you're gay and still meet gay men.
09/28/1999
01:14

Headlines - God Save the Queens
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The British military has a policy of "if you would be so good as to not inquire, I shall most assuredly return the favor in the form of personal reticence."
09/29/1999
01:39

This Just In - A Churn for the Worse
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Amish kids rebel just like other children by thumbing through the Bible, skipping chores and stink-fingering the ox.
09/29/1999
05:03

Come Out, Come Out Wherever You Are
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David Eliot may be a dancer, a theatrical makeup artist, a wedding photographer and the inventor of Gaydar, but he's not gay.
09/29/1999
01:35

Other News - Follow-Up Update
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The New York City arts community reacts with a type of righteous indignation that could only be mustered by people who call themselves members of the arts community.
09/29/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Gaydar Dance
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David Elliot, the not-gay inventor of Gaydar, dances for Stephen Colbert.
09/29/1999
04:39

Richard Lewis
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Richard Lewis admits that he watches the Discovery Channel to find out whether or not a zebra hard-on looks like a barber pole.
09/29/1999
02:20

Back in Black - Fall Sucks
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Researchers look for a microorganism destroying a Bolivian mummy, China celebrates 50 years of Communism and Dick Clark judges funny noodles.
09/29/1999
01:59

Headlines - Bless this Mess
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President Clinton held his annual prayer breakfast yesterday and prayed that someone would pass him the damn hashed browns already.
09/29/1999
02:07

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - For Love of the Game
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Frank DeCaro reviews Kevin Costner's latest -- and hopefully last -- film, "For Love of the Game."
09/30/1999
01:57

Headlines - Move it or Lose it
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Al Gore's presidential campaign is going south fast and -- for the very first time -- not in the realm of political metaphor.
09/30/1999
04:15

Bruce McCulloch & Mark McKinney
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Bruce McCulloch and Mark McKinney announce The Kids in the Hall North American tour.
09/30/1999
01:04

This Just In - Born to Be Filed
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The Hells Angels file a lawsuit against the federal government accusing the Justice Department of harassment.
09/30/1999
03:53

Media Responsibility
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The Daily Show correspondents hold a round-table discussion on media responsibility.
09/30/1999
00:14

Moment of Zen - Chris Gaines
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Garth Brooks admits that not all of his fans will be happy with his new rocker persona.
09/30/1999
01:43

Other News - Web of Receipts
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Amazon.com begins a massive expansion, with increased paperwork leading to the hastened destruction of the actual Amazon..
09/30/1999
02:09

Headlines - Alter Egomaniac
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Garth Brooks performs an hour-long concert featuring the music of his alter ego Chris Gaines.
09/30/1999
03:59

Greg Proops
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Greg Proops discusses some things many people don't know about him: In addition to playing the Pod Race Announcer in Star Wars Episode 1, he's considered royalty in England.
10/04/1999
00:16

Moment of Zen - The Whole Tooth - Pus
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A woman on Cable Access gives her viewers a close-up on the pocket of pus in her mouth.
10/04/1999
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