The Colbert Report

Israeli Vulture Spy

Season 7 • 01/13/2011

An Israeli vulture spy can collect classified information on Saudi Arabia's sensitive cow carcasses.

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00:05

Sign Off - Pringles
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Stephen pops the lid off a can of Pringles.
01/11/2011
00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
01/12/2011
03:02

Bernard-Henri Levy Pt. 2
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Bernard-Henri Levy believes America needs to escape from Sarah Palin's black hole of political rhetoric.
01/12/2011
06:41

The Word - Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Angriness
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If incendiary rhetoric isn't connected to the Arizona tragedy, it logically follows that it must be good.
01/12/2011
05:34

Bernard-Henri Levy Pt. 1
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Stephen informs Bernard-Henri Levy that Americans think of public intellectualizing the same as public urination.
01/12/2011
05:14

50 Cent Makes Money on Twitter
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50 Cent doesn't see anything illegal about buying 30 million shares of penny stocks and instructing his Twitter followers to run up the price.
01/12/2011
06:32

Kevin Spacey
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Kevin Spacey explains that Jack Abramoff went to prison for overcharging Native Americans, but Stephen thinks that makes him a patriot.
01/13/2011
08:20

Thought for Food - Fruit Pouch, Doritos Ad & Super Big Gulp
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PepsiCo makes fruit possible to eat, a Doritos ad outrages Catholics, and 7-Eleven shrinks its Super Big Gulp to 40 ounces.
01/13/2011
00:04

Sign Off - New York Post
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Stephen signs off with the New York Post.
01/13/2011
03:07

Hitler's Inspiring Tucson Memorial Speech
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President Obama puts a friendly face on Hitler by delivering an inspiring speech at the memorial in Tucson.
01/13/2011
02:33

Israeli Vulture Spy
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Authorities in Saudi Arabia conclude that a vulture wearing a GPS tag from the Tel Aviv University is an Israeli spy.
01/13/2011
03:07

Martin Luther King Jr. Day Sales
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In honor of Martin Luther King Jr., Sears takes 50% off mattresses and Kmart offers free shipping.
01/17/2011
00:05

Sign Off - New York Post
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Stephen signs off with the New York Post.
01/17/2011
06:38

Sherry Turkle
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Sherry Turkle doesn't want to get rid of technology, but she thinks it's time to put it in its place.
01/17/2011
00:32

Intro - 1/17/11
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Stephen examines gun control, unveils a new portrait and talks to Sherry Turkle about alienating technology.
01/17/2011
06:00

Art Stephen Up Challenge - Wade Hampton
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Stephen critiques a couple masterpiece submissions and unveils Wade Hampton's portrait rendering above the mantel.
01/17/2011
03:51

The Word - Run for Your Life
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Dan Burton proposes a bulletproof Congressional plexiglass dome, and Peter King wants to keep guns 1,000 feet from federal officials.
01/17/2011
06:53

Cornel West
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Cornel West wants the love to flow so that poor people will have the same dignity as investment bankers.
01/18/2011
04:11

Mika Brzezinski Experiences Palin Fatigue
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Mika Brzezinski thinks Sarah Palin's speeches are coded talking points mixed in with words picked up at random from a thesaurus.
01/18/2011
00:10

Sign Off - Coma Cozy
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Stephen signs off with his Coma Cozy.
01/18/2011
03:31

Coma Cozy
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The Coma Cozy comes with a feeding tube hole and a warm fleece catheter for effortless cocoon living.
01/18/2011
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