The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 3 • 01/26/1999

Intel Inside disables Pentium III.

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David Cross
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David Cross talks about exploring New York, gay breakfast, his upcoming HBO special and what Jon Stewart is doing with his career.
01/26/1999
04:09

Sure, Move the Cat
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Stephanie Jackson has come up with a new workout technique called cat-flexing. It is the process lifting cats instead of weights which, surprisingly, doesn't always work.
01/26/1999
01:00

Headlines - Borderline Talent
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"Charlie's Angels" is being remade for Spanish TV network, Telemundo. When asked to comment, Farah Fawcett did and said some strange things.
01/26/1999
00:10

Moment of Zen - Spandex
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An elderly man confidently adjusts his spandex pants.
01/26/1999
01:13

A Quick Word of Advice - The Pope
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With a trip to St. Louis coming up, the Pope could use a few pointers on how to work the crowd. Luckily, Jon Stewart knows that crowd well.
01/26/1999
00:21

Recap - 1/26/99
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Jon Stewart ponders the development of David Matthew Scott, the Charlie's Angels remake and those awful British uniforms.
01/26/1999
01:10

Headlines - Hand Jive
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Firecracker victim David Matthew Scott is the recipient of the United States' first successful hand transplant.
01/26/1999
01:16

Other News - Songs for Swinging Corpses
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Frank Sinatra Jr. has been hanging out with Bosnian war criminal Esad Landzo, who has done everything from burning people alive to putting nails in prisoners' heads.
01/26/1999
01:37

This Just In - New Zulu Review
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The 1879 Battle of Isandlwana is reenacted in South Africa by 30 British history buffs. The uniforms were authentic right down to the tube socks and sneakers.
01/26/1999
01:47

This Week in Hate - Skinhead Creed
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Tom Shillue takes on us on a cyber-tour of the Nationalist.org Website. There you can determine whether or not you are a true Skinhead.
01/26/1999
01:06

Headlines - Chip Happens
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After a boycott threat by Internet privacy advocates, Intel Inside has decided to disable their Pentium III tracking software.
01/26/1999
01:45

Headlines - Ennui the Papal
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Pope John Paul II rolls through St. Louis appearing in front of thousands of his screaming, headbanging faithful.
01/27/1999
02:26

Back in Black - Hong Kong
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Greenpeace protests the Hong Kong toy fair, idiots host a fashion show and two giraffes have a baby in Paris.
01/27/1999
01:06

This Just In - Pig Rigs
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Department of Transportation officials announce plans to allow truckers to report aggressive drivers, block traffic after accidents and aid stranded motorists.
01/27/1999
01:45

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Ralph Fiennes
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British soldiers weren't distracted by Zulu warriors' tight buttocks, priests don't get all the hot guys and Ralph Fiennes is an ass.
01/27/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - The Pope
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President Clinton and Pope John Paul II sit silently together.
01/27/1999
00:55

Other News - Guess Who's Coming to Seder
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CNN has been slammed by the Anti-Defamation League for featuring Louis Farrakhan in its series of racial tolerance spots.
01/27/1999
01:22

Headlines - Ennui the People
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The Senate decides to continue the impeachment trial of President Clinton, virtually ensuring it will outlast Social Security.
01/27/1999
00:24

Recap - 1/27/99
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The Pope travels to St. Louis, Brad Pitt files a restraining order and Louis Farrakhan is featured in a racial tolerance ad.
01/27/1999
00:50

Headlines - Don't Meet Joe Black
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Brad Pitt is granted a restraining order against a girl who broke into his home, wore his clothes and slept in his bed.
01/27/1999
04:00

Yasmine Bleeth
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Yasmine Bleeth knows that Don Johnson can have his way with her.
01/27/1999
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