The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Denise Quinones August

Season 5 • 05/15/2001

Miss Universe Denise Quinones August has super powers.

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04:27

A Tale of Survival - Spanish Monster Pt. 1
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If Jeremy can't get to Spanish class by 1:30 pm, it's adios passing grade and hola failure.
05/14/2001
00:19

Recap - 5/14/01
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How durable is your homosexuality?
05/14/2001
02:57

We Love Showbiz - Tom Cruise
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Tom Cruise sues, Brendon Fraser yaps and Heather Locklear contemplates suicide.
05/15/2001
01:53

Intro - Miss Universe
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Jon Stewart isn't saying, but he's saying that the Miss Universe pageant may favor earthlings.
05/15/2001
01:37

Honey's I'm Home
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Jon looks at the sad results of a society without alcohol, caffeine or porn.
05/15/2001
02:39

Weeding Out the Wives
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Stephen Colbert offers polygamists tips on how to compare, contrast, and, finally, choose the best mates of their bunch.
05/15/2001
00:16

Moment of Zen - Getting High
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The good old days of medical marijuana are gone and past.
05/15/2001
01:40

Other News - Live Long and Oscar
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A new study says Oscar winners live an average of four years longer than non-Oscar winning actors.
05/15/2001
02:18

Waiting to Inhale
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Marijuana advocates find Court decision absolutely hilarious until a couple of hours later.
05/15/2001
00:26

Recap - 5/15/01
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Jon Stewart ends the show and recaps tonight's top stories.
05/15/2001
05:24

Denise Quinones August
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Miss Universe Denise Quinones August stops by to talk about her recent win and why she has to spend a lot of time with Donald Trump
05/15/2001
00:12

Moment of Zen - Steroids
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A very muscular man walks in handcuffs after being arrested for steroids.
05/16/2001
03:54

Reality Television
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Vance DeGeneres explains there are certain techniques and fixes that are necessary to give TV viewers the gleaming perfect product they deserve.
05/16/2001
06:06

Heath Ledger
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Heath Ledger tells Jon how his jousting background helped him get a role.
05/16/2001
00:39

Recap - 5/16/01
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Monkey Man terrorizes India and parts of "Survivor" are reenacted.
05/16/2001
02:30

Back in Black - Law Enforcement
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The FBI gives Timothy McVeigh a stay of execution, it takes three months for cops to bust a man for selling steroids and police have developed a powerful new pepper spray.
05/16/2001
02:50

Headlines - Man or Monkey Man?
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India is terrorized by a nocturnal half-man, half-monkey attacking people in their sleep.
05/16/2001
01:09

Headlines - Unreal Tournament
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"Survivor" producer Mark Burnett admits that some scenes were staged reenactments, though he claims the re-shoots had no bearing on who finally won.
05/16/2001
01:59

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Ben Affleck
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Jon apologizes for calling Ben Affleck a queer and implying that huffing from a waste bin filled with uncapped highlighters is the preferred way to treat tennis elbow.
05/16/2001
04:27

Jerry Springer
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Jerry Springer doesn't watch any of the talk shows, including his own.
05/17/2001
00:08

Moment of Zen - Action Administration
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President Bush says his energy plan will not gather dust.
05/17/2001
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