Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

Top Meth

Season 1 E 3 • 10/26/2010

Three contestants compete to mix the best batch of crystal meth without blowing themselves up.

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Hockey Proposal
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When Nick proposes to his girlfriend at a hockey game, things don't go according to plan.
10/12/2010
02:09

Famous Siblings - Garry Gaga
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"Famous Siblings" goes on the job with Garry Gaga, the Queen of Pop's cop brother.
10/12/2010
02:36

Man vs. Wild vs. Cocaine
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While trekking through the Amazon, the host of a survival show discovers a coca bush.
10/19/2010
01:22

Football Fans
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While watching the big game on TV, a football fan gets caught up in the moment.
10/19/2010
01:07

Gay Robot - Drunk Neighbor
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Gay Robot's neighbor drunkenly accuses him of playing his music too loud and having sinful parties.
10/19/2010
02:27

How Do I Know You?
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A husband and wife see a man they recognize at a restaurant, but have trouble placing him.
10/19/2010
02:16

Washington Sign Company
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An elderly African-American man recalls how the civil rights movement destroyed his livelihood.
10/19/2010
02:24

"Precious" Video Game
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Motion capture for a video game based on the movie "Precious" quickly goes off the rails.
10/26/2010
02:00

Blind Boss
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A visually impaired CEO tries to hide his disability from his employees.
10/26/2010
02:15

Merv Farenz, Voodoo Lawyer
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Attorney Merv Farenz helps those afflicted with scorpion teeth, snake pubes and other common voodoo curses.
10/26/2010
01:25

Top Meth
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It's down to the final three cooks and the lab is getting hot on the season finale of "Top Meth."
10/26/2010
01:25

Gay Robot - New Student
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Gay Robot's tutoring gets derailed by his attraction to one of the Professor's students.
11/02/2010
02:31

The Time Traveler
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A man travels from 2041 to 2010 with a bowel problem and a dire warning.
11/02/2010
02:19

Creepios
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Kids love Creepios, but have mixed feelings about the cereal's mascot, Mr. Creepy.
11/02/2010
00:58

Survibrator
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A combination sex toy/camping tool has everything you'll need to survive in the woods.
11/02/2010
02:30

Going Green
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Two high school students take an interest in environmentalism for all the wrong reasons.
11/09/2010
02:14

Masturbating Sniper
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An expert rifleman employs an unorthodox approach to taking down his targets.
11/09/2010
01:43

Gay Robot - Facebook Update
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When Gay Robot's friend Tito posts a provocative status update, it inspires him to be more forthcoming online.
11/09/2010
01:57

Treasure Map
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The captain of a pirate ship learns the unfortunate location of Bluebeard's treasure map.
11/09/2010
02:31

"Avatar" STD
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Nick contracts an extraterrestrial STD following a sexual encounter with a colleague.
11/16/2010
01:32

Gay Robot - Sex Offender
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Gay Robot's friends show him a new phone app that pinpoints sex offenders living in the area.
11/16/2010
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