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NSA's "Ask Zelda" Advice Column

Season 10 • 03/12/2014

The NSA provides its employees with a surveillance-loving version of "Dear Abby."

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02:36

The Huffington Post's Anal Sex Bombshell - Randy Ferrar
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39-year-old youth trend expert Randy Ferrar expands on his knowledge of college students and their backdoor approach to sex.
03/11/2014
03:29

The Huffington Post's Anal Sex Bombshell
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The Huffington Post boldly reports on unprecedented butt business among college students.
03/11/2014
06:51

Ronan Farrow
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Ronan Farrow discusses digital media as a tool for civic action and his MSNBC show, "Ronan Farrow Daily."
03/11/2014
00:06

Sign Off - Pope Centerfold
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Stephen admires the pope's infallible qualities.
03/11/2014
00:33

Intro - 3/11/14
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College students embrace the latest fad, employers set higher standards, and MSNBC's Ronan Farrow visits The Report.
03/11/2014
04:57

President Obama on "Between Two Ferns"
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Fox News anchors cry foul when Obama appears on Zach Galifianakis's "Between Two Ferns" to promote the Affordable Care Act.
03/12/2014
03:31

Vladimir Putin's Propaganda Machine & Russia Today - Liz Wahl
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News anchor Liz Wahl discusses her on-air resignation from Russia Today and the extent of the Kremlin's influence on the network.
03/12/2014
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
03/12/2014
03:12

Vladimir Putin's Propaganda Machine & Russia Today
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Vladimir Putin blocks all Ukrainian TV channels in Crimea, and critics charge that the Russia Today news network is spreading anti-American propaganda.
03/12/2014
05:59

Maria Shriver
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Maria Shriver expands on "Paycheck to Paycheck," her HBO documentary about working mothers on the brink of poverty in America.
03/12/2014
02:24

NSA's "Ask Zelda" Advice Column
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The NSA's in-house advice columnist offers tips on everything from workplace attire to dealing with office snitches.
03/12/2014
04:11

Obama's Overtime Pay Expansion
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President Obama bypasses Congress to pass new overtime rules, and Fox News's Neil Cavuto warns of the hidden dangers of paying people for their work.
03/13/2014
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
03/13/2014
06:31

Simon Schama
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Historian Simon Schama discusses "The Story of the Jews," his PBS documentary exploring Jewish history from 1000 B.C. to 1492.
03/13/2014
07:26

Bears & Balls - Ganjapreneurs
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Colorado's marijuana tycoons rake in huge profits as tourists line up for pot-infused munchies and toke-friendly vacation packages.
03/13/2014
02:44

Colorado's Booming Marijuana Industry
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The free market embraces recreational marijuana as pot sales skyrocket in Colorado.
03/13/2014
07:46

Better Know a District - North Carolina's 1st - G.K. Butterfield
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Congressman G.K. Butterfield reflects on the end of racism in America and ponders whether a tobacco tax will burden preschoolers.
03/24/2014
01:32

Back From Spring Break
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Stephen shares findings from the hard-hitting investigative work he conducted over spring break.
03/24/2014
05:57

Bryan Cranston
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Bryan Cranston discusses his role as Lyndon B. Johnson in Broadway's "All the Way" and reflects on LBJ's habit of talking about his balls.
03/24/2014
05:37

Malaysia Airlines' Missing Plane
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Cable news coverage of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 veers into bizarre conversations about black holes and "zombie planes."
03/24/2014
05:53

Jimmy Carter Pt. 1
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Stephen takes Jimmy Carter to task for his liberal ways, and the former president expands on his book "A Call to Action."
03/25/2014
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