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The Neiman Marcus Christmas Book

Season 10 • 10/22/2013

Neiman Marcus kicks off the holiday season with "The Forevermark Ultimate Diamond Experience."

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03:50

Because Shep - Fox News Deck
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The Fox News Deck is like the holodeck in "Star Trek" -- it feels like you're surrounded by news, but it's all an illusion.
10/10/2013
03:57

End of the Government Shutdown
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As the government reopens, Senator Ted Cruz does a victory lap and Dr. Keith Ablow attempts to psychoanalyze Obama.
10/21/2013
00:12

Sign Off - @Midnight
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Stephen announces the premiere of Chris Hardwick's show on Comedy Central.
10/21/2013
05:19

The Reflektors
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Will and Win Butler talk about their favorite Canadian bands, the pretentiousness of Arcade Fire and how their experience in Haiti inspired them to form The Reflektors.
10/21/2013
06:37

Tip/Wag - New Jersey, Robo-teachers & Amazon Erotica
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Mayor Cory Booker officiates same-sex weddings in New Jersey, America lags behind in education, and Kindle opens the door to new forms of fan fiction.
10/21/2013
04:56

Thought for Food - KFC's Go Cup & Powerful Yogurt
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KFC revolutionizes fast food, Stephen introduces wheel meat, and the food industry targets a new breed of male shoppers.
10/22/2013
04:16

The In-Box - Lions vs. Tigers
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Stephen reads his viewer mail and weighs in on the classic rivalry between lions and tigers.
10/22/2013
00:08

Sign Off - "The Heart of Giving"
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Stephen snacks on a KFC Go Cup while browsing the Neiman Marcus Christmas Book.
10/22/2013
06:49

A. Scott Berg
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"Wilson" author A. Scott Berg explains why he believes Woodrow Wilson is the most influential figure of the 20th century.
10/22/2013
00:36

Intro - 10/22/13
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Food becomes travel-friendly, the Christmas gift season approaches, and A. Scott Berg discusses his book, "Wilson."
10/22/2013
03:37

The Neiman Marcus Christmas Book
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Neiman Marcus offers "The Forevermark Ultimate Diamond Experience," inspiring Stephen to promote a similar gift package.
10/22/2013
07:17

I Tried to Sign Up for Obamacare - Health Care Navigators
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Debbie Palacios helps Stephen with the HealthCare.gov application process, which doesn't require her to touch his junk.
10/23/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen takes a swig from his thermos.
10/23/2013
03:05

Obamacare Website-Gate
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Technical glitches continue as the Obamacare website suffers from a terminal case of blow-chunkage.
10/23/2013
05:59

Judy Woodruff & Gwen Ifill
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Judy Woodruff and Gwen Ifill discuss anchoring the PBS NewsHour, the importance of in-depth reporting and the extent to which they are beholden to Big Donator.
10/23/2013
04:29

I Tried to Sign Up for Obamacare - Health Care House of Horrors
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Food bank director Carlos Rodriguez answers tough questions about health care eligibility, contraception coverage and Stephen's impressive prostate.
10/23/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
10/24/2013
08:23

Stephen Fry
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The multi-talented Stephen Fry talks about atheism, activism and his Broadway debut in Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night."
10/24/2013
03:15

Girly Hats for the Marines
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The Defense Department spends millions of dollars on hats that threaten to emasculate the Marine Corps.
10/24/2013
06:21

The Word - Philantrophy
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The Dallas Safari Club provides an incentive to save the black rhino by offering a chance to shoot one.
10/24/2013
02:12

Craziest F#?King Thing I've Ever Heard - TomTatoes
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Mad botanists defy nature by creating a plant that produces both tomatoes and potatoes.
10/24/2013
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