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Cheating Death - Vaxadrin

Season 3 • 05/07/2007

Stephen promotes Prescott Pharmaceuticals -- the makers of Vaxadrin, Children's Vaxadrin, and new diet cherry vanilla Vaxadrin.

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Sign Off - Impatiens
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Stephen has to get his inpatients in this weekend.
05/03/2007
06:20

Conn Iggulden
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Conn Iggulden tells Stephen why it's so important for boys to play dangerous games.
05/03/2007
00:28

Intro - 5/3/07
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Secularism is spreading through Europe, Stephen profiles Virginia's 11th District, and guest Conn Igguden talks about the importance of childhood games.
05/03/2007
06:08

Better Know a District - Virginia's 11th - Tom Davis
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Stephen asks Tom Davis if he'd be willing to be tagged and fitted with a radio collar as part of the Republicans' captive breeding program.
05/03/2007
03:55

The Word - The Unquisition
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Atheists have finally joined the game and they're selling it hard, including their own manifesto and de-baptisms.
05/03/2007
00:27

Intro - 5/7/07
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Democrats widen the definition of hate crime, Stephen introduces a new segment on health, and Richard Preston tells Stephen about people having sex in trees.
05/07/2007
03:34

The Word - The Intolerant
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Stephen suggests a love crimes bill, which would prohibit intolerance of anyone who loves God so much that he cannot tolerate his fellow man.
05/07/2007
03:20

Republican Debate - Diversity
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Last week's Republican presidential debate featured all the big hitters in the big tent.
05/07/2007
02:06

Bonjour, Mon Frere
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Stephen thinks he had something to do with the election of new French President Nicolas Sarkozy since he doesn't pronounce the "T" in his last name.
05/07/2007
06:01

Richard Preston
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Richard Preston tells Stephen about people who have sex in hammocks in giant tress.
05/07/2007
04:27

Cheating Death - Vaxadrin
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Vaxadrin is the only weight loss pill recommended by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA.
05/07/2007
03:49

The Word - Rendered Moot
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Hillary Clinton's refusal to admit a mistake is her most presidential attribute.
05/08/2007
06:30

ThreatDown - Oprah
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Current threats include Oprah, publicists, Austrian animal rights activists, spiders and Knut, the abandoned polar bear.
05/08/2007
00:30

Intro - 5/8/07
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Tonight, Stephen reports on Hillary Clinton's repeal, details Oprah's presidential candidate pick and interviews author Nassim Nicholas Taleb.
05/08/2007
03:14

Shout Out! - USS Rhode Island
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Stephen Colbert names the USS Rhode Island the official ballistic missile submarine of The Colbert Report.
05/08/2007
05:56

Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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Nassim Nicholas Taleb's book, "The Black Swan," is about the power of randomness. Coincidentally, he was also the winner of Stephen's Pull a Guest Out of a Hat Sweepstakes.
05/08/2007
01:03

Kiss the Host
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Stephen's interview with Jane Fonda is going to be all business. Just the same, he should look his best.
05/09/2007
05:06

Salman Rushdie
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Salman Rushdie comes out of hiding to tell Stephen about the importance of literary criticism.
05/09/2007
00:49

Mother's Day
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Stephen reminds us that Sunday is Mother's Day.
05/09/2007
00:28

Sign Off - Bedtime Recipe
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If you are having trouble sleeping soundly, Stephen has a recipe for bedtime.
05/09/2007
00:30

Intro - 5/9/07
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Newspapers stop running book reviews, Fred Thompson's acting career may hurt his chances for a presidential run, and Stephen asks Jane Fonda about "The Flying Nun" years.
05/09/2007
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