The Colbert Report

Droid Rage

Season 6 • 09/30/2010

Scientists teach robots how to lie, kill and feel shame about their naked bodies.

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05:08

ThreatDown - Record Breaking Gays, Koalas & Purell
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Two men set the world record for longest kiss, the koala population suffers from Chlamydia, and hand sanitizer doesn't work.
09/29/2010
03:01

March to Keep Fear Alive Insanity Bus
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Arianna Huffington should provide Stephen's fans with insanity buses to the March to Keep Fear Alive or change the editorial tone of her website.
09/29/2010
06:21

Steven Rattner
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Steven Rattner talks about what would have happened if the Obama administration hadn't bailed out the auto industry.
09/29/2010
05:09

The Word - Original Spin
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A good Supreme Court justice is a Constitutional scholar first and a time traveling mind reader second.
09/29/2010
00:15

Sign Off - Sign Up for the March to Keep Fear Alive
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When the going gets tough, the tough go to KeepFearAlive.com and sign up for Stephen's rally.
09/29/2010
01:28

President Obama Endorses the Rally to Restore Sanity
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Stephen isn't worried about President Obama's endorsement of the Rally to Restore Sanity because it's the kiss of death.
09/30/2010
04:23

Stat of the Union
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Most Americans fail a quiz asking basic questions about religion, and Stephen urges his viewers to make babies.
09/30/2010
00:30

Intro - 9/30/10
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Stephen wonders if robots are becoming too human, questions poll reliability and talks to Aaron Sorkin in the hall while people hand them stuff.
09/30/2010
08:07

Aaron Sorkin
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Aaron Sorkin explains why he didn't go to Harvard, worries about child porn on his hard drive and calls Facebook a performance.
09/30/2010
00:21

Sign Off - March to Keep Fear Alive Costumes
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Come to the March to Keep Fear Alive disguised as your biggest fear, which Stephen assumes is the end of the show.
09/30/2010
04:22

Droid Rage
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European researchers teach a cybernetic savage how to kill, and scientists in California invent robot skin.
09/30/2010
00:34

Intro - 10/4/10
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Muslims seek acceptance in America, the Tea Party reaches out to kids, and Eugene Robinson talks about the four groups that make up black America.
10/04/2010
07:10

Eugene Robinson
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Eugene Robinson sees four categories of black America, and Stephen should feel threatened by all of them.
10/04/2010
04:00

Tip/Wag - Tea Party Coloring Book & CALM Legislation
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Kids learn Tea Party values from a coloring book, and the Senate prevents commercials from being played louder than TV shows.
10/04/2010
05:39

The Word - It's a Small-Minded World
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Disney has no choice but to assign a Muslim intern to a secluded stockroom after she refuses to remove her hijab.
10/04/2010
01:58

We World War Won It
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Now that Germany has finished paying its reparations for World War I, it's time to lay off the Kaiser.
10/04/2010
00:17

Sign Off - Matching Donor
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Remember to tell your family how much you love them because finding a matching donor is difficult.
10/04/2010
00:03

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
10/05/2010
02:45

Langur Monkey Security
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Stephen announces his langur monkey security plan and asks you to donate to DonorsChoose.org.
10/05/2010
02:30

American Sexual Habits
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Stephen demonstrates different combinations of sex since he's done it in every way imaginable.
10/05/2010
06:45

Leon Botstein
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Leon Botstein has made it mandatory for college freshmen at Bard to take a three-week intensive on a scientific discipline.
10/05/2010
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