The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - Urine-Soaked Street

Season 8 • 02/25/2004

Jon announces that there was no water in the building all day.

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03:24

John Podhoretz Pt. 2
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We live in a country where a president can lay out a grand vision for democracy in the Middle East and puppets can talk dirty on basic cable.
02/24/2004
07:02

John Podhoretz Pt. 1
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John Podhoretz discusses the attack-oriented political culture and how it shows up on the bestseller list.
02/24/2004
00:52

The Sober Twenties
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Jon Stewart would hate to see an emergence in the America he loves so much of gangster-controlled gay-easies.
02/24/2004
01:06

Jon Magazine - One Hundred Years of Gratitude
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This month's Jon contains interviews with Gabriel Garcia Marquez and twenty pages of women in subservient positions for no reason.
02/24/2004
00:09

Moment Of Zen - The Passion of the Christ
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A woman believes "The Passion of the Christ" gives the blame to everybody who was ignorant.
02/25/2004
04:35

Block The Vote
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Samantha Bee investigates whether Rock the Vote is the lubricant for social change.
02/25/2004
04:51

Crucifixation
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Mel Gibson continues his publicity tour by sitting down with eminent theologian Bill O'Reilly.
02/25/2004
00:33

Dressing Room
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Norah Jones acts like a pirate and trashes her dressing room after the interview.
02/25/2004
02:55

"The Passion" Opens
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Rob Corddry reports that "The Passion of the Christ" is a movie you watch from a stomach place.
02/25/2004
04:55

Norah Jones
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Norah Jones tells Jon about having to move out of her Brooklyn apartment after her address was published.
02/25/2004
01:08

Intro - Urine-Soaked Street
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Jon learns that if you don't have water you are legally allowed to pee out your window.
02/25/2004
00:14

Moment of Zen - On a Serious Note
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An MSNBC anchor makes a serious segue from squirrels to Columbine.
02/26/2004
05:16

Samuel L. Jackson
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Samuel L. Jackson is giving the commencement address at his daughter's college graduation.
02/26/2004
05:28

They So Horny?
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The only acting roles George Takei can get are in non-porns. Originally aired November 2003.
02/26/2004
03:18

The Ring
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The 2004 race to the White House might be decided by whether two middle aged women can open a joint checking account.
02/26/2004
02:04

Squirrelly Situation
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The anchors on MSNBC are masters of the segue.
02/26/2004
03:19

Finales
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If you feel the loss of "Sex and the City" will leave a void in your life, consider the possibility your life was all void to begin with.
02/26/2004
05:41

Edie Falco
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Edie Falco went to college to get rid of her accent, then got hired on a show to bring it back.
03/01/2004
02:02

The Wal
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The Wal-Mart "private fleet" is the line of vehicles that takes what's special about your town and drives it out into the desert to be destroyed.
03/01/2004
01:37

Vulgar Noun
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Everyone on the Daily Show is so used to hearing Jon Stewart use vulgar nouns on the show, they forgot to stop him.
03/01/2004
05:03

Oscars 2004
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No Stephen Colbert Oscar analysis would be complete without giving this year's nominees the Stephen Colbert treatment by way of a dazzling video montage, and... magic!
03/01/2004
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