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Season 8 • 11/19/2003

James Spader gives Jon Stewart directions on how to have a very James Spader Thanksgiving.

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04:09

Back in Black - Big Fat Americans
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Lewis Black vents about obesity in America, the evils of bread and the idiocy of Dr. Phil's energy bars.
11/18/2003
00:19

Moment of Zen - Arnold
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is sworn in as the new Governor of California.
11/18/2003
08:04

Bernard Goldberg
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Former CBS correspondent, and best-selling author of both Bias and Arrogance, Bernard Goldberg discusses the media elite and their elitist bubble.
11/18/2003
04:14

Headlines - Gov, Actually
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The police storm Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is sworn in as the Governor of California.
11/18/2003
03:24

In a State...
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Stephen Colbert points out the differences between the inaugurations of Governors Gray Davis and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
11/18/2003
03:04

Mess O'Potamia - Occupation
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When we want to occupy someone, they don't want us to occupy, and when they do want us to occupy we lose interest in occupying.
11/19/2003
05:28

They So Horny?
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Professor Hamamoto has a dream that one day Asian men will be judged not by the color of their skin but by the character of their penis.
11/19/2003
02:19

Celebrity Scandals
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It will be interesting to see if Michael Jackson's child molestation trial winds up being the train wreck we've been waiting for since 1983.
11/19/2003
00:10

Moment of Zen - Invited Presence
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Paul Bremer tells ABC News that the U.S. will become an invited presence in Iraq.
11/19/2003
02:25

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Thanksgiving
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The dramatic Native Americans introduced the white man to the pumpkin or, as they called it, the gourd of fire.
11/19/2003
05:04

James Spader
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For the past two Thanksgivings, James Spader has cooked a frighteningly large chicken instead of turkey.
11/19/2003
05:03

Billy Bob Thornton
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Billy Bob Thornton tells Jon how he was nervous about swearing in front of the child actors in his latest film.
11/20/2003
02:52

About a Boy
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President Bush arrives in London for a three day visit to America's leading -- and more or less only -- ally.
11/20/2003
03:38

Queers Vie for the Straight Tie
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Soon gay people will be mailing invitations and picking out china patterns like the rest of the straight losers.
11/20/2003
01:15

Intro - Michael Jackson Trial
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The CNN logo has an erection over the Michael Jackson trial.
11/20/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen - Rotten Bush
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An old protestor chants for President Bush to leave England.
11/20/2003
04:26

Rob Corddry is Watching TV - Rich Girls
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Rob Corddry covers the new television genre that follows wealthy heirs, including "Rich Girls," "Born Rich" and "The Simple Life."
11/20/2003
03:43

Mess O'Potamia - Thanksgiving
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If you think an Iraq Thanksgiving is dangerous, you should see the Bush family Thanksgiving in Crawford, Texas.
12/01/2003
00:13

Moment of Zen - Bush Surprise
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Paul Bremer surprises the American soldiers in Iraq by announcing President George W. Bush.
12/01/2003
03:27

Bush's Thanksgiving Trip
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What the country saw on Thanksgiving was a president who knew when and how he was leaving Iraq, specifically at noon and full of giblets.
12/01/2003
04:35

Take This Job And Love It!
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Correspondent Rob Corddry is prepared to come into money so he can quit his job and get this economy going.
12/01/2003
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